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2/7/2016 5:42:19 AM
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"Or activate my Killswitch. And I don't care who you are, you DONT want that to happen."
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[i]He shrugs.[/i] Can't say I haven't seen worse.
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"That's because you haven't seen it, amigo. Anyway." He gets up. "Can I hitch a ride?"
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On what? I didn't drive here.
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"Well can I have a piggyback ride?"
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"Can you adopt sarcasm?"
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Don't know. Can I?
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"I'd advise you too."
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I don't know if I'm feelin' it.
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"Well feel it!"
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And if I don't want to?
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"I'll shove excessive amounts of alcohol into all the wrong places."
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You'll try.
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"Or, actually, I could freak you the -blam!- out by breaking the 4th wall."
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Been there, done that. I'm just this character in some bored kid's novel that he brought here so he could see how people react to my behavior. He's supposed to be doing homework at the moment, but that's getting boring. You see, I'm quite capable of breaking the 4th wall as well.
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"Oh. I thought I was the only one."
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Nah. Most of us know.
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"Wow. Huh. All humans still must die."
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We [i]will[/i] die. That's kinda how organic life works.
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"Luckily I'm not organic! Hah! Suck it, meatbags!"
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I can't say I'd want to live forever.
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"Anything under immortality is a complete waste of time!"
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But what happens when you run out of things to do, when you're the last man around? Nobody to talk to, to make fun of, to lead, to oppress, to drink with, to make booze?
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"Then I'll kill myself. My retirement plan is suicide."
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Suit yourself. [i]With that, he disappears.[/i]
