https://youtu.be/HIDR5ZBQBfo Can't really sing this

Go get a waifu pillo she love u long time

Shooting fireworks like its the 4th of July! Tonight We are victorious!

Slow down, we've got time left to be lazy All the kids have bloomed from babies into flowers in our eyes We've got fifty good years left to spend out in the garden I don't care to beg your pardon, we should live until we die We were barely eighteen when we crossed collective hearts It was cold, but it got warm when you barely crossed my eye And then you turned, put out your hand, and you asked me to dance I knew nothing of romance, but it was love at second sight I swear when I grow up I won't just buy you a rose I will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely For even if the sun stops waking up over the fields I will not leave, I will not leave 'til it's our time So just take my hand, you know that I will never leave your side It was the winter of '86, all the fields had frozen over So we moved to Arizona to save our only son And now he's turned into a man, though he thinks just like his mother He believes we're all just lovers, he sees hope in everyone And even though she moved away, we always get calls from our daughter She has eyes just like her father's, they are blue when skies are gray And just like him she never stops, never takes the day for granted Works for everything that's handed to her, never once complains You think that I nearly lost you when the doctors tried to take you away Like the night you took my hand beside the fire thirty years ago to this day, You swore you'd be here 'til we decide that it's our time But it's not time, you never quit in all your life So just take my hand, you know that I will never leave your side You're the love of my life, you know that I will never leave your side You come home from work, and you kiss me on the eye You curse the dog, you say that I should never feed them what is ours So we move out to the garden, look at everything we've grown And the kids are coming home so I'll set the table; you can make the fire

Downtown... DOWNTOWN...[b]DOOWWNTOWN[/b]

His palms are sweaty Knees weak Arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already Moms spaghetti He's nervous But on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop Bombs But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down The whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking now, everybody's joking now The clocks run out, times up, over, BLAOW

Even though we can't afford the sky is over

Mirror mirror, mirror on the wall Tellin' those lies, pointing out your flaws That isn't who you are That isn't who you are It might be hard to hear, but let me tell you dear If you could see what I can see, I know you would believe That isn't who you are There's more to who you are So when it's late, you're wide awake Too much to take Don't you dare forget that in the pain You can be brave, hear me say I see you dressed in white Every wrong made right I see a rose in bloom At the sight of you (oh so priceless) Irreplaceable, unmistakable, incomparable Darling, it's beautiful I see it all in you (oh so priceless) No matter what you've heard, this is what your worth More than all the money or the diamonds and pearls Oh this is who you are Yea this is who you are So when it's late, you're wide awake Too much to take Don't you dare forget that in the pain You can be brave, hear me say I see you dressed in white Every wrong made right I see a rose in bloom At the sight of you (oh so priceless) Irreplaceable, unmistakable, incomparable Darling, it's beautiful I see it all in you (oh so priceless) Sisters, we can start again Give honor till the end Love, we can start again Brothers, we can start again Give honor till the end Yea, we can start again I see you dressed in white Every wrong made right I see a rose in bloom At the sight of you I see you dressed in white Every wrong made right I see a rose in bloom At the sight of you (oh so priceless) (You're) irreplaceable, unmistakable, incomparable Darling, it's beautiful I see it all in you (oh so priceless) I see you dressed in white Every wrong made right I see a rose in bloom At the sight of you [x3:] I see you dressed in white Every wrong made right Oh so priceless

Lights, Camera, Action and all of that People crowd around and they ask for his autograph They wanna know the deal with this cat Surreal Is it all just hype or is it mass appeal Does he really write songs in a days time And record in his own lab without payin' a dime Yo i heard that his notebook filled with dope hooks They call him the soul chef, his rhymes are slow cooked Won a bunch of battles where nobody could see him Now i heard he rocks a cape like a super human bein' Legendary status on the mic apparatus Known for his flow and microphone mathematics Blueprint schematic, basement to attic Rhyme, styles, concepts, flow yo he has it Word around town is expect big things They sayin' that surreal is the next big thing You see they call me a star but thats not what I am (x4) Has anyone heard from the sound providers The word around town was those cats have retired I heard they got a mansion and a yacht Now they sippin' champagne, lampin' at the top Naw i heard they motivated, and still move makin' Posted in the lab in deep concentration Recruited this one cat, I heard that he's nice though Precise with his words and plus he got a nice flow He blows a spot like the mic had nitro And orchestrates his rhymes like an old school maestro You're right yo I think I heard that too I'm startin' to get hyped yo i hope thats true His name is Surreal and I heard that he's raw My man seen him at a show and said he's 7 feet tall Controllin' the crowd, like the R in his prime And you better get ready this star's startin' to shine You see they call me a star but thats not what I am (x4) First things first before i start this verse I wanna thank the most high puttin' me on earth And makin' me a person fly with words son I might just be the best rapper you heard from Nice with the diction, right with the quickness And yea i drop a verse like it's nobody's business I've won battles and around my way I guess I'm kind of legendary well thats what they say I've made songs and jams for years And got praise from my close friends, fam, and peers And yes G, I'm down with the SP's Cause over they beats my rhymes glide like jet skis I'm from a dying breed called true MCs Then we make a dope record, true indeed When it's all said and done yea I'm raisin' the bar But just because I make rap songs don't make me a star You see they call me a star but thats not what I am (x4) Word em' up (huh) The sound providers Surreal and the P's True indeed Jay Skills, Suolo, Surreal Been too long we wakin' these cats up And I'm out "They call me" by Surreal and the sound providers A rapper with actual skill

I'd rather dance https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7rbRW09ZmTRPeUtW/giphy.gif

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head And death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf -Rob Cantor

*clears throat* First let me hop out da mutha -blam!-in Porsche. I don't want her if that ass don't sit like a horse! I be ballin on deez Homies, gomme feelin like sports! Dash got so much wood, I could build me a fort!

Im starting with the man in the mirror...