Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I was walking out of a doctors appointment and no one was around me, I got to the sidewalk and this lady in a car pulled up right next to me stopped and waved, so I thought she was waving to me so I crouched down in her window and was all confused like "you talking to me?" Her face was like wtf are you doing.