I'm currently bored af, so feel free to ask me anything! To entertain myself in the event everyone ignores me (just like everyone else I know ;-;) then I will write a short excerpt on my life for every 10 or so minutes I receive no questions.
Enjoy. (Or don't...)
1st excerpt incoming:[spoiler]Monologuing about my life: "my life was almost cut short before I was even born. My older siblings had contracted a strain of Tuberculosis that was harmless to children. However, they transferred the disease to my mother, whom was pregnant with myself at the time. Due to the TB, my heart stopped beating in the womb several times, and they were eventually forced to put my mother into labor early. I was born diseased, with yellow skin. After extensive treatment over the first few months of my life, I recovered, and for better or for worse, my young life continued on."[/spoiler]
2nd excerpt
[spoiler]My early years were a blur, the only notable memories were the death of Dale Earnhardt, 9/11, and being chased by a bee that had stung my older brother, and injuring a kid by pushing him off a slide in preschool. Things become more focused around the age of 4, when I moved from Delaware to Maine. After renting for a year, we moved again. I spent most of this time period in various hockey rinks. My interest in history was also initially piqued through stories about my grandfather, whom had driven panzer tanks for Germany during WWII. Of course due to being 5 at that point, I thought Philadelphia (where my grandparents lived) was Germany, and I thought WWII, the Revolutionary War, and the American Civil War were all the same war.[/spoiler]
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Part 3?
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Op be like: "I was born with glass bones and paper skin"
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full monologue now
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DO IT PHAGGOT I DARE YOU
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Where is part 2 Naga
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Do you want to monologue about your life?
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Lol yellow skin..... THE SIMPSONS
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The doctors thought the same by me. The yellow skin I mean. Turns out I just have a bit of a yellow skin lol
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Are you?
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Have you seen Inception?
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*walks to stage, on mic* Pusheen wants to know... are you interested in wrestling?
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What's the 2nd excerpt?
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Hey there! Did you have a good day?
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WHAT...is your name? WHAT...is your favorite color? WHAT...is your quest?
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If you could bang any celebrity, yes or no?
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