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2/8/2016 5:11:06 AM
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Hey Tenvorock, How would you like unlimited power and immortality? It could be all yours if you sign this contract and if you and your people take in my worms... * gives contract and pen*
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We do not need immortality. We are machines. We cannot break down to time.
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Cool powers?
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We have time travel and the ability to teleport plus we are the smartest thing in the universe. No
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From what I know of the worms I need to say *grabs the contract and rips it into pieces* no deal... Nice pen though...
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Thats my lucky pen
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I'm not taking it... It's yours all I did was tear up your contract
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Good bye!!
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What's are your "worms" and what do they do?
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Oh they have a symbiosis with their host and you must satisfy their hunger with light and violence or they will consume you, but who cares about that! Don't you want to be able to crush your enemies and live forever?
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Whoa, it is EXTREMELY tempting... But I'm already unstoppable. I have a Fallen army, a Modified Scorch Cannon, and a cat, and a shank, and a mean daughter... The list goes on. So no thanks. Want some whiskey?
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[quote]... And you happen to be a teleporting cat of death...[/quote] Yeah this proves what happens when i get bored
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Edited by stephen497: 2/8/2016 5:44:12 AMLook at the hive , they pretty much conquered half the universe with my help. You've conquered a quarter of venus.
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Nah vex is where it's at
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Like I said, I'm fine. Now go away.
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Edited by stephen497: 2/8/2016 5:53:36 AMfine * flies away*
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The Hive? I hate those guys. You need something else? Otherwise we're done talking.
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Likely best to turn down any deal that sounds too good to be true...oh, reader mine.
