It's Soccer by American decree mother-blam!-ers!!! Wanna fight about it? We're looking for a good War and sick of your snooty European attitudes
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Shut up nob ed. You kick a ball with your feet. By definition it's football
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And bounce it on your head, its obviously head ball.
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You throw an egg. Therefore hand egg
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Alright, we're bombing Europe. We don't really know who is where over there so we're just going to nuke it all
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And get the nukes of Europe fired back at you?