What/who will you be with on Valentine's Day?
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Dropping the kids off at my moms. Taking txginger out to eat at a Mexican restaurant ( Margaritas makes ginger a loose woman). Going to see Deadpool afterwards. Grab the kids put them to bed. Take txginger to pound town via backdoor.
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When no one wants to be your gunner... ;(
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[b]OCULUS MOTHERFÛCKIN RIFT BIIIIIÎTCHeZ!![/b] Imma be all up in that VR puss like wham bam thank you mam! I don't need nobody else when I got fiddy anime tiddies in my face ! If you seen the shît I've seen, it'd give you a reason to live a life of solidarity fo sho! Tell my dad I'm winning! [spoiler]my cry 4 help ;_;[/spoiler]
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If my significant other called me bae I would end myself.
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Slamming my old co worker because I don't know if my gf really meant it when she said to screw off🌚
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Ugh all you right handers [spoiler]left hand ftw[/spoiler]
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Does my left hand count? Lefties unite!
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Meh, just drown yur lonliness in the gut wrenching screams and cries for help resonating deep within your soul originating from that tiny shard of sanity you have left, clinging on to dear life like a bad cliffhanger
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I'm forever alone. And I accept it
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I'm going over to my friend's house at 10am and we're going to play video games and watch movies till midnight.
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What about friendzoned over the course of 6 -blam!-ing years
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I don't need a girlfriend, I have my right hand [spoiler]*cries deeply in a corner*[/spoiler]
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Got turned down by my crush. -blam!-ing hurts.
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Dead pool with a girl [spoiler]that I'm too much of a bitch to ask out[/spoiler]
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Edited by Eiknarf: 2/13/2016 12:24:01 AMI have a hot date with a bottle of Jack Daniels
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No one's gonna wait to watch till Valentines day to watch Deadpool
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I was gonna be with someone...but not anymore...
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Alone because I don't like any of the girls at my school
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I would ask this girl, but my best friend has been going for her for several months now. I don't wanna be a douche and try to steal his date.
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#ForeverAlone
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Just saw deadpool. Definitely the best decision
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D-deadpool!
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Alone again, naturally...
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I have a hot date with a noose.
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What is deadpool?
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Taking my girl and my mommy to see deadpool :)