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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/12/2016 2:10:15 AM
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A jet roars through the air, a man wearing modern military gear is seen on top of it, a knife in his hand. A bipod knife. He jumps off of the jet and plummets toward the Dojo, a voice cuts into his comms.
"Hey uh, Colonel, we're going to fall back and let the enemy take this objective."
"Negative soldier I'm taking their base."
"But sir, we own all of the objectives..."
"Soldier. I'm taking their base."
With that, he lands in the very center of the Dojo, the bases colors start becoming blue. Something no-one has seen before, ever. As the circle fills completely a loud boom can be heard, he took their base. He is indeed, The Battlefield.
English
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[b]Liberty prime steps into the courtyard[/b] [b][i]FREEDOM IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY AMERICAN.[/i][/b] [b][i]FRIEND. OR. FOE?![/i][/b]
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"I'm here for FREEDOM!"
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[b][i]GOD BLESS AMERICA[/i][/b] [b]He picks you up and puts you on his shoulder. And fires off his guns [/b]
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"WE WILL TAKE EVERY BASE ON THE PLANET! STARTING WITH THE CHINESE!"
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[b][i]BETTER DEAD THEN RED [/i][/b]
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"HOORAH!"
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[spoiler]well, then. That just happened... Uh...[/spoiler] *I come running into the courtyard, aiming my cannon.* "What the hell is going on here?"
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"I took their base soldier."
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"No, you didn't. I'm here, so that's a problem, isn't it? Walk away, or get a face-full of superheated plasma. Your choice."
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"One man won't do anything. I. Am. The Battlefield."
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"That's nice. Now you're a pile of goo." *I fire my Plasma Beam at the Colonel, fully charged. It vaporizes him instantly.* "There we go. Problem solved, problem staying solved."
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He respawns behind you, then shoves his knife into your shoulder. "I. AM. THE BATTLEFIELD!"
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"GAH! WHAT THE -blam!-?! ARE YOU AN INSANE BATMAN?" *I kick him in the balls, and repeatedly stab him with his own knife in the throat.* "DIE YOU STACK OF SQUIRREL SHIT!"
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He respawns behind you again, then stabs you in the back of the throat. "HOW ABOUT YOU DIE YOU OVERSIZED ORANGE PEEL!"
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*The armor barely saves my life, before I stumble forward holding my neck.* "Hey, -blam!- you! It's hard to find this paint!" *I run up and break his legs by kicking them in, and then punch him in the chest.*
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As he falls he throws his knife at your visor. "YOU'RE A MAN TRAPPED IN A FEMALES BODY!"
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*The knife buries itself into my visor, cutting the crap out of my face. I shed the armor, grabbing the knife out of my armor.* "Nice knife. Well balanced. I've got a bigger one, though." *I put the knife in my satchel, and unsheathe my sword.* "What's your next move?"
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He pulls out a switch and something in the shape of a satchel, then tosses it at you. "It's called Jeep Stuff soldier." He flicks the switch and the "jeep stuff" explodes, killing both Vernon and Colonel.
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*It leaves behind a large crater, with the knife sticking out of the ground like a miniature Excalibur.*
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[spoiler]Wait. What?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]He took their base.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Who's base? My base?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]everyone's base.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Third base?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]the dojo is the colonel's base. Colonel is the battlefield[/spoiler]
