How sweaty are your hands? .042 gallons of shweat per game.
Do you experience PTSD when you encounter a sniper? f0kin lazerrrr beams m8
Do you feel this level of no lifing is an achievement? life achievement to put on my resume.
Do your parents know your a vampire? vampire r real?!
How greasy is your hair? i cud star in that grease lightning movie ;)
As a vampire you live a long time, can you remember the last time you saw sun light? it was 2 f0kin bright m8
When was the last time you took a shower? wen did the destiny beta come out again?
How many times have you gone flawless? 10k games...still workin on that lighthouse trip :(
Was the loot worth it? maybe 1 day i'll loot dat sexy chest
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Lol, i like how u answered all of them for the jokes they were, and didnt get butthurt. You sir are an inspiration.