Hey Person I don't know.
You've done something I never have, and while I secretly wish I could have done it too, I'm going to judge you instead! Because praise is a foreign concept to me.
Now listen as I make a claim invalidated by the same anonymity I rely on to insult you via the internet.
I've had all the socially acceptable adult things happen to me. Frequently.
And because that's the truth, and I've done [I]a lot[/I] of adulting, I am now uniquely qualified to judge you for the adulting I've convinced myself you haven't done, because you've accomplished a thing I can't. Because of the adulting. I've already mentioned this. And it's true.
And... AND... I've done the adult things I'm sure you haven't, and adult stuff is better than this thing!
I am better!
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Best pointless reply evah!
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You sir and your adulting are clearly far superior.... maybe one day i too can adult like you! but for now i just do wat u cant.....n icri4u errf0kintime :( -You are better.
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Need this comment its way too op
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Haha priceless
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Seems legit
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ALSO! ... [spoiler]Carry?[/spoiler]