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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/12/2016 9:34:22 PM
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The figure looks at the robot.
"Hey! I'll have you know sir I am 110% American! So you can suck oh my red white and blue balls!"
He gestures to his balls.
English
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[b]ANCIENT JAP WEAPON BEING USED. SIGNS OF OP IS FGT. ELIMINATING COMMIE THREAT[/b] [b]He grabs you and holds you with one hand. He winds up his other arm for a punch.[/b]
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He teleports at the last second, causing you to miss and stumble. He reappears on your head. "1v1 me on Rust scrublord!" He sticks a mini-nuke onto your head, he then jumps off your head as the mini-nuke explodes.
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[b]Liberty Prime is supercharged by his American directed powers of destruction.[/b] [b][i]MY POWER LEVEL. IS FREEDOM.[/i][/b] [b]He charges up his laser in less then a second and goes fully automatic. Firing at you. One shot after the next. [/b] [b]PREDICTING ALGORITHM. COMPLETE.[/b]
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He laughs manically as he deflects the blasts at you with his katanas. "THAT ALL YOU GOT ROBOCOP?!"
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[b]He predicted your attack. He steps on you. You are crushed.[/b] [b][i][u]GAME. OVER.[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]Just in case you wanna make a new character. Let's piss Bilbo off[/spoiler]
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"Ooooooow...." The crushed pulp slowly reforms into the man again. "Dick move!"
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/13/2016 3:03:47 AM[b][i]Communism can suck my freedom cock![/i][/b] [b]He throws a nuke at you. BOOM.[/b] [spoiler]Honestly I like you. You are accepted lol [/spoiler]
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He throws a grenade at the nuke. The grenade turns into a mini black hole, absorbing the blast. "REKT!"
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[b][i]GOD BLESS AMERICA[/i][/b] [spoiler]ok I'm gunna end this now lol [/spoiler]
