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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/16/2016 12:51:43 AM
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[b]The deity walks by.[/b]
A dick measuring contest eh?!
LETS DO IT.
[b]He draws his Massive Fierce deity blade.[/b]
[spoiler]So just out of curiosity....[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Whats your goal for this battle?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]honestly, I just want to test how I am at Rp, it's been too long since I have really Rped. So to answer your question, I just wish for a normal fight. It can be non-cannon if you are ok with shit being destroyed.[/spoiler] *Facepalms* "You....have problems. But then again, so do I." *Hops off the tree, and my scythe forms in my hands*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/16/2016 3:39:50 PM[spoiler]Ok....well this characters is OP. Not gunna lie. The only reason I challenged you is because I know you are also OP.[/spoiler] [b]He readies[/b]
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*yawns, and taps a tree's shadow with my foot, and it begins to move around* "Its been awhile since I have been in a battle, so don't expect much."
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[b]He stops talking. His eyes go completely white. He begins to cross step around you.[/b] [spoiler]Just btw, the sword can't be disarmed[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]figured as much.[/spoiler] *yawns, and the shadows around us begin to shape into things, and a few others move towards you* "Just so you know, I've revived an ancient species, this species lives in shadows....and can tear flesh off bones quicker than I can." *I tap the ground, and a small chickend appears in a shadow, and is instantly devoured* "It's really quite fun to revive ancient species." *Grins, and my scythe begina to glow red* [spoiler]Sorry if im a bit Op, but It is a battle between gods.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]As I am fully aware.[/spoiler] [b]He swings his blade up awards and a blinding light radiates down upon him. Making a large radius. [/b] Hope you learned about light in science class! Cause I sure as hell haven't! [b]He swings his blade repeatedly. Sending dozens of beans of hard light at you[/b] All I know is... [b]He teleports behind you and roundhouses you into your tree.[/b] Light always muffs out the darkness! [spoiler]Which is true....[/spoiler]
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*Sighs as I lift my head up* "Let me tell you a small story... ill shorten it for thia battle. I am considered death in my realm, or atleast I was. Now they remember the hero that managed to steal my spellbook, but legends never die." *Grins* "Also, those shadows are living creatures...so they cant be defeated easily by light." *yawns, and a second shadow forms behind you* "Also, that actually kinda hurt. Im quite happy about that." *sighs, and teleports above you, and I cough up a small amount of blood, which I turn into needles. The small needles fly at you, aiming for your neck*
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[b]The twirls his blades and a beam disintegrated the needles.[/b] Living huh? Talk about..."living in ones shadow!" [b]He chuckles[/b] [b]He teleports behind a shadow and stabs through it. He then flies above another and slashes through its skull[/b] [spoiler]I forget what the shadows can do. Are they invulnerable to physical stuff? [/spoiler]
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*Falls to the ground, and the shadows seem to not be affected* "Thats a waste of time." [spoiler]The shadows can tear flesh off bones instantly, but they are millions of micro creatures, so stabbing doesn't do well. If you want a hint at how to counteract them, ill tell you.[/spoiler]
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Huh. Well. .....lets just... [b]He creates a whip out of the air and teleports around the shadows. He teleports them all to the same location where he ties them up with his incredibly fast whip. The throws them on a railroad track somewhere. He teleports back[/b] ANYWAYS! Where were we....? [spoiler]Crossing my fingers that that works....[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]fire is best solution[/spoiler] *More shadows seep out of the ground, and more from trees* "We were fighting...or talking... not really sure. My memory is shit. Also, there are billions upon billions of them so... yeah." [spoiler]these creatures are Sithis's version of a pet.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I KNEW IT. DAMN IT. AGHHHH[/spoiler] [b]He talks to the shadows[/b] Guys. If you team up with me you get free beer. One time offer!
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Shadows: Nope! Flesh = Survival! *They swarm you*
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And children! Seriously children ahhhh shit never mind. [b]He flies up to space almost as fast as Zane. And comes down. He catches on fire coming back into orbit. He starts slashing his blade sending down beams of light and fire on the shadows. He lands and a giant shockwave comes from his blade knocking you straight back into our tree and it goes through the hips of all the shadows [/b]
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*frowns* "That was quite rude." *sighs, and taps the ground as light bwgina to shift into objects behind you*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/18/2016 2:46:01 AM[b]He points at your "text."[/b] What the hell is a bwigna? [b]He turns off his light and they all perish with it. Because it erupts in fire. [/b] [spoiler]Fourth wall=shattered[/spoiler]
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*facepalm* "Begins* also, dont let the creaters know we are aware. Back to the fight!"
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[b]He stops. Bewildered you know as he does[/b] Holy shit... [b]He speeds into you and slashes you with an overhead attack[/b]
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*Raises my scythe, and a katana appears on my foot, and I raise it to stab your stomach, meanwhile the light turns into a sword*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/18/2016 2:52:48 AM[b]He twirls around you. Slashing your scyth and avoiding the Katana. He body checks you down to the ground.[/b] A shit. How Come the smartest person here has to be a WEEB? [b]He gestures to the Katana as he circles around you[/b] [spoiler]Did you use your sword, while balancing it on your foot?[/spoiler]
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Edited by CzanMan02: 2/18/2016 5:54:36 AMHad that nearly a year ago. *it turns into a greatsword, and spins around without me touching it* [spoiler]yeah. Sithis is a overpowered badass who even could teach deadpool some stuff.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/18/2016 8:13:30 PM[spoiler]Cool[/spoiler] [b]He puts holds his sword down. And walks around the sword behind you. [/b] Wow. Really. Just... [b]He slow claps[/b] Fantastic. Wow what an effort. Man I'm tired out after that.
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*Stands, and points at you, and a lazer the size of a red giant star flies at you*
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[b]He is consumed by the laser. As it ends, he is on one knee. He gets up. And...realizes...you burnt his tunic [/b] ...YOU ASSHOLE! [b]He teleports behind you and stabs you[/b] YOU DICK! [b]He lifts his blade up with you on it[/b] YOU COCKSUCKER. [b]He throws you off his blade and I to your tree[/b] YOU MOTHERFU[i]C[/i]KER! [b]He flies as fast as light and grabs you by your head before you hit the tree. And he throws you straight into your sharpest branch[/b] [b]He lands on the ground. Clearly pissed off[/b]
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*Stands, and sighs* "Congratulations, that actually hurt a little." *the wound(s) begin closing, and blood returns to its proper place*
