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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/16/2016 2:37:16 PM
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[b]At first, it was so, but you feel a light burden the darkness within yourself, and brush aside your hold like the wind, and before you know it, he has thrown your sorry ass at the starbuck's. Which fires at you with a MAC gun, obliterating you[/b]
[spoiler]Rekt[/spoiler]
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*Shadow begins to clap from her seat on the wall ramparts* "Nice!!! I liked that explosion." *She then proceeds to look at her watch* "Well... I have a few more minutes to spare. I guess I can kill you in 2 then go get a drink."
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[b]Your head explodes randomly, a spectre bot having shot it with a lser rifle[/b]
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[spoiler]I like this!!![/spoiler] *Shadow begins laughing, the sound echoing across the Dojo. As the decoy fades away the gravity of the planet begins to grow. Within seconds you feel twice as heavy* "How do you like this? It's my newest trick."
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[b]repeat earlier step with said weapon, rinse and repeat till shadow is ded[/b]
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*The planet eventually collapses into a newly born black hole. Shadow sits on the event horizon, sipping her orange juice* "RIP." [spoiler]And this is why I never go all out.[/spoiler]
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*jared sits next to her, pissed* "mah wifis"
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*Holds up router* I got you.
