originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b]The deity walks by.[/b]
Okay sure thing Pot head.
So...are we using fire or...?
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Fire won't help. ... We have to feed it until it's stomach implodes ...
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Give me a second... [b]He leaves. An hour later a giant Guiness truck pulls up.[/b] LETS GET THIS THING DRUNK!
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Alrighty then ... [b]I slowly pull the greenhouse door open against the will of the giant cabbage[/b] Let it rip!
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[b]A giant cannon bursts out of the truck and starts firing bottles of Guiness at the cabbage [/b]
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[b]the cabbage drinks it all unfazed[/b]
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Damn this thing can drink! [b]He quickly grabs one of the bottle and puts a cloth in it. Then lights it. [/b] How about some Molotive cocktail?! [b]He throws it in the cannon and it fires into the Cabbages mouth.[/b]