[b][i][u][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/192076882/0/0]Back to the hub[/url][/u][/i][/b] [i]Having been finally granted his long awaited vacation and being "The Crucible" as he so often called himself, he spent it in the Crucible[/i] Shaxx: Well, this should be easy! [i]He goes in guns blazing, shots are wizzing by and the sounds of grenades going off left and right.[/i] Shaxx: How have I not gotten a kill yet?! I am the Crucible! Zane: Sir, not to be rude but the reason why is you are using a hand cannon. A rare hand cannon. Shaxx: But I see tons of people being killed by hand cannons. Zane: It's called Thorn and The las- [i]All of a sudden a sniper can be heard firing and then Zane explodes into a fiery ball[/i] Shaxx: Guardian! Damnit! [i]Ducking for cover, Shaxx doesn't realize that a hunter from the enemy team had popped his golden gun[/i] Shaxx: I've got to take out tha- [i]And just in that moment, Shaxx exploded into a fire ball and disintegrated[/i] Shaxx (As he respawns): Alright, I'm sick of this! [i]Charging in to the center of the map where there was a small group of people, Shaxx engaged his fist of havoc charging in and getting a triple kill right as the match ends[/i] Shaxx: Wow, I never remembered how hard the crucible was! The only kills I got were because of the Fist of Havoc! [i]Back at the Tower in the hanger bay[/i] Amanda: Shaxx? You're back early?! Shaxx (Shaking): The... The crucible- Amanda: Spit it out Shaxx! Shaxx: They're all crazy! What they call "Skill" is using a weapon called Thorn, that can kill you in only three shots! [i]Shaxx pulls out a pad to put in a request for Deej to come to the Tower for a quick meeting[/i] [i]A few minutes pass and then the two of them notice a Warlock in a full set of Dead Orbit armor[/i] Deej: Shaxx, you put in a request for a meeting? Shaxx: Yes. Deej: Now, what seems to be the problem? Shaxx: I just got back from my vacation to the Crucible, and it is despicable! There is a weapon called the [i][u]Thorn[/u][/i] that can three shot you! Deej (nodding): uhum Shaxx: So could you please nerf the Thorn? Deej: Possibly, I'll see what I can do. Shaxx: Thank you! Deej: Yep, anytime! [i]Deej walks out[/i] Deej (Snickers): Now why would I do that? [spoiler]P.S no hate towards Deej I just thought it would be kinda funny[/spoiler]