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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/18/2016 10:02:04 PM
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[b]He is consumed by the laser. As it ends, he is on one knee. He gets up. And...realizes...you burnt his tunic [/b]
...YOU ASSHOLE!
[b]He teleports behind you and stabs you[/b]
YOU DICK!
[b]He lifts his blade up with you on it[/b]
YOU
COCKSUCKER.
[b]He throws you off his blade and I to your tree[/b]
YOU MOTHERFU[i]C[/i]KER!
[b]He flies as fast as light and grabs you by your head before you hit the tree. And he throws you straight into your sharpest branch[/b]
[b]He lands on the ground. Clearly pissed off[/b]
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*Stands, and sighs* "Congratulations, that actually hurt a little." *the wound(s) begin closing, and blood returns to its proper place*
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[b]He sees your healing capabilities. and quickly takes action[/b] [b]He speeds over and Knocks you back into your tree. And smash's your face into it. And grinds it down. He stabs you into the tree. Then tornadoe kicks the two foot wide blade through your stomach. Which flies, then comes soaring back to his hand.[/b]
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*Stands shakily, my body healing quickly* "Could you not? If you continue, I will have to use the symbiote I got on the expedition with deadpool."
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[b]Once again he acts quickly and relentlessly. Before the wound closes he puts his hand inside your chest, and grabs your heart. Pulling it out before kicking you straight in the balls sending you flying in the air[/b] No can do with your free healthcare!
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*The heart instantly disappears, and all my wounds quickly close* "Rather rude..." *As I fall back down, I point at you* "Bakudou 79." *eight black holes souround you, and one appears in your chest*
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[b]He explodes. His matter turns into plasma as it flies through the ground to escape the black holes. He morphs back behind you[/b] WELL! [b]He kicks you into your own black hole.[/b] I CANT THINK IF ANYTHING TO SAY! BECAUSE I'M GETTING ANGRY!
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*Teleports behind you* I remember that move made sal use magic. *Yawns, and taps your back quickly, then teleports into the air*
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Who the hell is SAL?! [b]He starts reaching for his back and grabs something if something was put there [/b]
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*you feel nothing but a small needle, which instantly grows when touched, and turns into thw size of a house while still in you* [spoiler]So... did I destroy the dojo with my lazer move? Is this non-canon?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Uhhhhhh[/spoiler] [spoiler]You tell me?[/spoiler] [b]He explodes just like 2008.[/b] [b]...Its...way to quiet....[/b]
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Well... ducks. *Begins flying, and watches where you died* [spoiler]definitely non-cannon. Also, I see you've been playing lots of fallout lately... *looks at xbox*[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/18/2016 10:53:50 PM[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] [b]Suddenly, tons of light swarms around you. Before going straight inside you. It feels like you swallowed the sun. Before a massive explosion goes off. Sending you everywhere. The deity reforms[/b] Ahhhhhhh. Much better. Now! [b]He pours water everywhere just to make it more difficult for you to reform. And fire.[/b] Guess you can say it's a..."sunny day." Outside!
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*Reforms near instantly, and teleports behind you* "That was quite rude."
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....story of my life! [b]He swings his blade and cuts you in half. He grabs your legs and ties them up. He holds them. No way they are escaping[/b] I guess your not "half" the man you think you are! HA!
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*The legs teleport behind you, and kick your head, then they teleport infront of you and shoot a fire ball at you, finally they decide to go form woth the torso*
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[b]When they form. They realize they are tied up[/b] Whoops! [b]He slashes vertically up your body. Splitting you in two. And he begins chopping you up like sushi. Every time you start to reform he keeps chopping you up. [/b]
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[spoiler]thank me later.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh snap[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you owe me.[/spoiler]
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*A second shadow appears on you, and move up you, devouring all flesh and distracting you while I reform and untie my legs*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/19/2016 12:04:05 AM[b]The deity teleports. And comes back throwing him some fat dude. Before you can Regen he kicks you apart again. But only your arm falls off. [/b] Huh.
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*has already regened* Stop your shit momentarily. *teleports into the air, and begins a small spell*
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[b]He goes and grabs a coffee. And comes back.[/b] Done yet?
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Yeah. *Yawns as a small rock drops*
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[b]He looks down at it.[/b] Huh. What's that for? [b]He sips his coffee[/b]
