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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/18/2016 11:01:03 PM
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....story of my life!
[b]He swings his blade and cuts you in half. He grabs your legs and ties them up.
He holds them. No way they are escaping[/b]
I guess your not "half" the man you think you are! HA!
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*The legs teleport behind you, and kick your head, then they teleport infront of you and shoot a fire ball at you, finally they decide to go form woth the torso*
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[b]When they form. They realize they are tied up[/b] Whoops! [b]He slashes vertically up your body. Splitting you in two. And he begins chopping you up like sushi. Every time you start to reform he keeps chopping you up. [/b]
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[spoiler]thank me later.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh snap[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you owe me.[/spoiler]
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*A second shadow appears on you, and move up you, devouring all flesh and distracting you while I reform and untie my legs*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/19/2016 12:04:05 AM[b]The deity teleports. And comes back throwing him some fat dude. Before you can Regen he kicks you apart again. But only your arm falls off. [/b] Huh.
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*has already regened* Stop your shit momentarily. *teleports into the air, and begins a small spell*
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[b]He goes and grabs a coffee. And comes back.[/b] Done yet?
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Yeah. *Yawns as a small rock drops*
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[b]He looks down at it.[/b] Huh. What's that for? [b]He sips his coffee[/b]
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*it explodes into a giant black hole that consumes nearly everything if not everything, meanwhile I sit in space eating chicken*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/19/2016 2:46:41 AM[b]He teleports to space.[/b] So....tie then? [b]He floats cross legged as he looks at the destruction. Sipping his coffee[/b]
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Sure. *yawns as everything reverts back to normal.* Also, that was all a illusion. Just to show my magical power.
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Whooooooaaaaaa. Kinda like me on LSD.... What? Who said that? Not me! [b]he walks away to go hit on Mythic[/b]
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I will eviscerate you.
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[b]He replies from a distance[/b] [i]Thats what your mom saaaaaaaaid....[/i]
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*Explosive magic detonates and turns him into particles*
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[b]He's too busy making love to non-cannon to do that.[/b] [spoiler]I thought we were done lol[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]cant stop wont stop.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] [spoiler]STAHP[/spoiler]
