Out with friends on day off (we were working at a summer camp) and are eating at a restaurant. Some crazy redneck guy comes up to us and lectures is about philosophy and random shit. Just imagine that randy from my name is earl is trying to teach you about the universe just from memory (IQ was measurable on a ruler). Also I'm pretty sure his "kid" was abducted since he said "hehe that kid loves gummy bears, he always comes if I promise him some!"