So.... Clash.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "if that rocket was a suppository, would that Bad Man shove it up my ass?"
Get hyped. Iron Banner comes back Tuesday 2.23.16 as Clash, and salty buttholes are gonna be out in their Gold Spiral shaders with their cool emblem whining about the lag, cheaters, The Last Word, 1000 yard Stare, full teams, etc etc.
Despite [b]ALL[/b] that? Get your crap together, cause it's time to [u]fight[/u], guardians. Grab your Idaho potato, plug it into your router- and get ready for the LoLs. Teams of 6 will be monitoring the forums for "nerf this stupid weapon" and change their load out to MATCH IT. The purpose will be to provide as much brine as possible for [b]salt production[/b].
I love Iron Banner. I love Christmas noobs. I love any turd that will load up IB and has to go against me and my team starting Tuesday.
I love you, because I want to kill you all. Wait for the Tea-bag. The Team-bag is coming. And as always, my Choo-choo runs on enemy tears and Salt. Bring your hate.
See you there, guardians!
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Looking forward to dancing with ghosts! :)
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Team-bag....* sniff...I love it.
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anybody looking for teammate add GutChrist on XboxOne us Solo's gotta stick together
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Haha can't wait to join a session where the score is 685-17835
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I usually run solo. A lot of the time I get pummeled into oblivion. But sometimes... Sometimes... I rek everyone. So for that small sliver of glory... I'll see ya next week.
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As an Idahoan, your potato comment made me laugh. I embrace the stereotype.
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All laggers need to be reported! >:(
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Clash. Ffs, yuckity yuck McYuck.
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Shameless bump.
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Edited by TeslaDoc: 2/22/2016 4:09:59 AMI run solo as I always have. I'll kill you with my usual IB load out. I've used it for the past 7 IBs and done fine.
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So excited for Clash!!!!
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just use felwinters
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The only good to take away from clash is that the matches will be over quicker than control and rift. So more medallions and rank ups quicker
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I refuse to use MIDA or 1000 Yard Stare in the crucible just because of their overuse. Scrubbish. I'll admit, the only thing I use that has been declared OP would probably be the firebolt grenade.
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I'm a tryhard, and I'm not gonne be salty. I'm gonna be using probably the Doctrine or the Last Extremity. And of course I'll be sniping.
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Edited by B0ngSaburr_Batul: 2/22/2016 1:27:03 AMHaaa cant wait. Its my fave because being in a team doesnt put you at a huge advantage
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I like to pew pew stuff too.
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I'm happy I might come back I haven't been playing for month
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I have to agree, tax policies often times ignore the simple premise of return to cost ratios. You highlight an import point. Kudos
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Bump.