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2/22/2016 3:23:17 AM
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There is a horrible plane crash Four men survive They are stranded in a rainforest inhabited by savage Indians They manage to evade capture for a few days but are eventually captured by the Indian tribe The Indians say they will allow the men to leave under one condition They must complete a series of challenges They all pass the challenges involving strength speed and intelligence Their last challenge involves finding a fruit in the forest The first man comes back with an apple The Indian says he can be free if he can fit the entire fruit up his ass If he cannot, he will be eaten alive The man tries and tries but cannot fit the apple in his ass, it is too thick The first man is dragged away A few minutes later, the second man comes out of the forest carrying a banana The Indian explains the final challenge The second man fits most of the banana up his ass but cannot fit the very top of the stem The Indians haul him away The after about an hour, the third man emerges from the forest carrying a mere handful of berries The Indian explains the final challenge and the third man chuckles, knowing it will be simple for him He easily fits the berries in his ass but before he can fit the last one, he bursts out laughing, sending shit covered berries everywhere The Indians haul him away like the others Up in heaven, the first three men meet up Man one says "You were so close John. You only had one berry left. Why did you burst out laughing at a time like that?" John laughs to himself and says: "I saw jack come out of the forest carrying a -blam!-ing pineapple"
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