Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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So, was done showering at this small complex in a hotel resort. (I was 12 then?) I notice some weird sounds before I get out, and when I get out, there's this fully naked old ass dude with a F[b]U[/b]CKING BONER and he just looks at me. I was truly scarred and I couldn't smile for a few weeks. I almost cried and/or died.