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"I think your cute" [spoiler]I was talking to my girlfriend [/spoiler]
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"I just had a haircut." No thank you.
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"30 for a bj" Nope
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Love you babe. That's going to start getting awkward xD
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Awww Im sorry to hear that sweetheart, I wish I could help
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If you can't win, cheat.
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"I just wrote bs on my last paragraph and conclusion"
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Pretty sure it's super NSFW
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"I'm across"
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"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " I'm so proud of myself.
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Wassup nig
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"Oh, by the way, did you see we got some missions for the Demon Princes?" Great. I work for villains.
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"You need some Milk!"
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Chef Boyarmeme
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Can do!
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Last PM sent to a friend: "What it do, girl?" So apparently I know have Jerry's catchphrase. If you know what Jerry I'm talking about, bonus points and a Poptart.
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Edited by KPG: 2/24/2016 7:33:06 PM"Want to get laid? Join today!"
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You give me cancer
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"succ"
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"Do you want me to pull out or use a condom?" Still waiting for an answer from her ..