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"See ya man I gotta go."
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"Businesses use those versions."
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"There's another settlement that needs your help"
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My life is like a stale piece of bread that you use for French toast but instead of sugar, eggs, and all the other stuff you just douse it in some gasoline and throw it on the barby expecting a steak as the finished meal.
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"Marilyn Manson is hot." Well then....
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"I would shove a spear in his face"
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Yea if you like
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I'm here!
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"Megalovainia in my pants :D love that one!" Yes I just typed that a moment ago
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"Thank god"
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Like r u srs bud?
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"Stop sending dick pics."
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" Bye, gotta go sell more drugs."
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https://instagram.com/p/BBI_VeimzqK/
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"I eat pussy like a retard on bath salts"
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Edited by bemo: 2/24/2016 1:00:24 AMLast text sent to me: Free T-Mobile Msg: Your returned Order [REDACTED] was received for processing on 02/23/16. More info is available at [REDACTED]. RIP Last text I sent: [Image of Donald Trump]
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Naa bro, was surfing, didn't feel any earthquake.
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"Hey honey, whats for dinner?" [spoiler]I'm set lol[/spoiler]
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And would you like fries with that?
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This is your hair on drugs
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Let me look into my crystal ball of [b]f[/b]ucks....I see nothing Well then I'm set
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Inversion method
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"Look deep into your soul."
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Do you know where to find marble conference tables? Looking to have a conference..not till I get the table though..-Kanye west tweet
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Cool stuff