Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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>Be me >In 6th grade >Thought I liked some grill >Changing classes in hallway >Have Billy in front of me and grill behind me >Billy is doing huge arm swings >All I care about is getting to class >Late=Death, so I speed up >Looking ahead, don't notice billy >Slam balls into Billy's hand I double over in pain, and yell the secret word in front of grill [spoiler]First letter of sentence[/spoiler]