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[b]Suuz, or Aleks is in the mess hall, the kitchen to be exact. He's fiddling with some pans and some fire. [/b]
"The potatoes in the pan, all complete, then you light them on fire like so..."
[b]He runs a match past his shirt, and into the pan, lighting the insides on fire. [/b]
"Then we throw the eggs in..."
[b]He reaches into a cupboard with his right hand while throwing the match away with his left before pulling a box of eggs out of the cupboard, and taking one out as he puts it down. He then smashes the egg on the side of the pan, throws the egg in the pan, on top of the potatoes, and throws the egg shells away. [/b]
"Then we wait for a bit before throwing some bacon in..."
[b]He waits for about five minutes before opening the fridge with his scythe, and pulling the package of bacon out with enough force to launch it at him, he then catches it, opens it, and empties the entire thing in the pan. [/b]
"Now we wait for ten minutes before turning the fire off, then we wrap it in foil before stuffing it in the oven... After that we should have solid diabetes..."
[b]He waits again, before wrapping it in foil, stuffing it in the oven, and waiting again.[/b]
"Should be done now..."
[b]He puts on some oven mitts, opens the oven, and pulls the steaming hot package out, before unwrapping it, and looking at his creation. He then takes the oven mitts off, tosses them into a cupboard, and pulls a very sharp looking knife from a drawer. [/b]
"I'm sorry little piggy, but I'm gonna cut you now..."
[b]He slowly cuts into the heap of potatoes, egg, and bacon before balancing it on the knife, and taking a bite.[/b]
"Tasty, very tasty.... Very fat too..." [b]He says with a full mouth, he then gulps it down, and finishes the rest. [/b]
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[b][i]Cephalon sits in the doorway, and walks over after you finished.[/i][/b] "Didn't leave any for anyone else?"
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"Well, I didn't expect there to be someone else... Though I could make some"
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"You on a ship with at least 12 more people, and a robot. Names Cephalon." He says, extending a hand. You notice his huge 11ft stature
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 2/24/2016 8:19:42 PM"Oh my... You're nearly double my height." [b]He says as he looks up, and extends his arm.[/b]
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[b][i]He shakes it.[/i][/b] "So, when did you join up? Or are you a stowaway?"
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"I'm the highly militarized chef, joined a couple of days ago."
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"Well, glad to have you on board. Hey, does the name Akkar ring a bell to you?"
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"Nope, why do you ask?"
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"A good friend of mine. Woke up drifting in space, and he was nowhere to be seen. I've been looking for him."
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"Huh... May've run into him, I mean, there there was that one dude who spoke some very garbled English, overheard something about Cryo sleep... Didn't catch his name"
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"He's a lizard dude with a robotic arm and 2 huge ass revolvers. You would have remembered him."
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"He was wearing armour so I have no idea..."
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"Then it probably wasn't him. Akkar never wears armour, as his race's skin burns when it touches metal."
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"Oh damn, smash his brains in with a bat then"
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[b][i]He unholstering a huge revolver, pointing it at your skull.[/i][/b] "He's saved my ass countless times, so don't talk bad about him. He may be crazy, but he's probably a better fighter than most people on this ship."
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[b]He pushes his head against said revolver. [/b] "I wasn't doing that, I simply said a way to damage him"
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[b][i]He holsters it.[/i][/b] "Sorry. It's just, I honestly wouldn't be here without Akkar. We were friends even when I was human."
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"You were human.... So you ported your consciousness to a mech.... Interesting...."
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"No. My soul is in this thing. See, we were fighting a group of mercs who had a habit of collecting the targets soul as a trophy. Akkar busted in, took them down, then ported me into this body."
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"Aahhh..."
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"Yeah, so I still have the skills and abilities I had as a human, like pyrokenisis."
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"Ah..."
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"Yeah. Honestly, I don't know how I do it."
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"Guess they're connected to your soul or something..."
