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2/24/2016 12:08:35 PM
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[b]Suuz, or Aleks is in the mess hall, the kitchen to be exact. He's fiddling with some pans and some fire. [/b]
"The potatoes in the pan, all complete, then you light them on fire like so..."
[b]He runs a match past his shirt, and into the pan, lighting the insides on fire. [/b]
"Then we throw the eggs in..."
[b]He reaches into a cupboard with his right hand while throwing the match away with his left before pulling a box of eggs out of the cupboard, and taking one out as he puts it down. He then smashes the egg on the side of the pan, throws the egg in the pan, on top of the potatoes, and throws the egg shells away. [/b]
"Then we wait for a bit before throwing some bacon in..."
[b]He waits for about five minutes before opening the fridge with his scythe, and pulling the package of bacon out with enough force to launch it at him, he then catches it, opens it, and empties the entire thing in the pan. [/b]
"Now we wait for ten minutes before turning the fire off, then we wrap it in foil before stuffing it in the oven... After that we should have solid diabetes..."
[b]He waits again, before wrapping it in foil, stuffing it in the oven, and waiting again.[/b]
"Should be done now..."
[b]He puts on some oven mitts, opens the oven, and pulls the steaming hot package out, before unwrapping it, and looking at his creation. He then takes the oven mitts off, tosses them into a cupboard, and pulls a very sharp looking knife from a drawer. [/b]
"I'm sorry little piggy, but I'm gonna cut you now..."
[b]He slowly cuts into the heap of potatoes, egg, and bacon before balancing it on the knife, and taking a bite.[/b]
"Tasty, very tasty.... Very fat too..." [b]He says with a full mouth, he then gulps it down, and finishes the rest. [/b]
[spoiler]Open [/spoiler]
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"I just fed a hallucination..."
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"Hehehehe. Yeah." [b]the snake around his wrist hisses, and a bite mark makes itself apparent on your neck[/b]
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[b]He catches the snake between two fingers before it makes contact[/b] "What was that about? "
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Edited by Cosmic: 2/25/2016 2:22:06 AM[b]the bite is already there, the snake turns to rose pedals when you come into contact with it, slowly gliding to the ground. The snake slowly starts to reform on his wrist[/b] "The melnoch has a strange poison, it's not lethal, but can cause some CRAAAAAAZY hallucinations man... LIKE THIS!" [b]the snake hisses and you are sent on a very short acid trip thing xD[/b]
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"My nig, that's my daily life, because quite frankly, I'M ALWAYS HIGH! WOO-HOO" [b]He twirls around with his arms in the air, singing like a mad man [/b]
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[b]he watches this go down with a smile on his face[/b] "Sooo you wouldn't mind if iiii did THIS?" [b]he turns the stoves off and drowns the piece of meat in vinegar.[/b]
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"I already ate it so I don't give a singular -blam!-! "
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"Good, so then you wouldn't mind iiiif this happened?" [b]he is no longer high, at all.[/b]
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"Oh my.. That's strange"
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[b]you start to feel serious withdrawal.[/b] "Or that?"
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"I've felt worse!"
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Edited by Cosmic: 2/24/2016 1:49:28 PM[b]it gets far worse, worse than naturally or magically possible[/b]
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[spoiler]Magically possible... Pretty sure this is magic, fam[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]alien poison m85, I'm trying to retcon why it's the worst it can be my m18[/spoiler]
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[b]A suit materializes around him, and he starts to sprint around the room at a ridiculous pace, easily thinning his blood, and the poison until it has no effect. [/b]
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Edited by Cosmic: 2/24/2016 2:07:57 PM[b]wheatley throws a brick in front of him as he takes off [/b]
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[b]He simply jumps over the brick [/b]
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[b]he slowly tries to escape in a vent [/b]
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[b]Scarlett is leaning against a wall in the shadows, watching him [/b]
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[b]a familiar guy walks toward the mess hall, slowly and painfully as if he was about to starve. He comes up from behind a human mechanic and collapses into the ground. He notices you, you seem... Familiar[/b]
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[b]She turns her head towards him[/b] "yea.... I kinda recognize you too...., what's your name?" [spoiler]this is FN scar btw, so she knows him [/spoiler]
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"M-my name is Wheatley... W-where you from the fireteam, you know, from the Avalon?" [b]he tries to get up, collapsing again. The mechanic nudges him with his foot and eventually tries to kick him away from where he's sitting[/b]
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[b]She pulls her pistol and aims it at the mechanic [/b] "stop. kicking. him."
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"That, ma'am, is a wisp. Wisp skins are worth more than my life on the market, and they are nothing but cannibalistic monsters, why are you so attached to this one?"
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"he's my friends and your life isn't worth shit if I shoot a hole in your face"
