Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Imagine me waiting on a sidewalk about to cross the street and the guy next to me covers his mouth with his hands and starts to puke but it was red and chunky so it looked like he was literally puking his guts up then he stopped throwing up and passed out. Not even ten seconds latter the light said walk and everyone walked away like nothing happened.