"I'm the highly militarized chef, joined a couple of days ago."
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"Well, glad to have you on board. Hey, does the name Akkar ring a bell to you?"
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"Nope, why do you ask?"
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"A good friend of mine. Woke up drifting in space, and he was nowhere to be seen. I've been looking for him."
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"Huh... May've run into him, I mean, there there was that one dude who spoke some very garbled English, overheard something about Cryo sleep... Didn't catch his name"
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"He's a lizard dude with a robotic arm and 2 huge ass revolvers. You would have remembered him."
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"He was wearing armour so I have no idea..."
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"Then it probably wasn't him. Akkar never wears armour, as his race's skin burns when it touches metal."
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"Oh damn, smash his brains in with a bat then"
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[b][i]He unholstering a huge revolver, pointing it at your skull.[/i][/b] "He's saved my ass countless times, so don't talk bad about him. He may be crazy, but he's probably a better fighter than most people on this ship."
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[b]He pushes his head against said revolver. [/b] "I wasn't doing that, I simply said a way to damage him"
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[b][i]He holsters it.[/i][/b] "Sorry. It's just, I honestly wouldn't be here without Akkar. We were friends even when I was human."
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"You were human.... So you ported your consciousness to a mech.... Interesting...."
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"No. My soul is in this thing. See, we were fighting a group of mercs who had a habit of collecting the targets soul as a trophy. Akkar busted in, took them down, then ported me into this body."
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"Aahhh..."
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"Yeah, so I still have the skills and abilities I had as a human, like pyrokenisis."
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"Ah..."
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"Yeah. Honestly, I don't know how I do it."
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"Guess they're connected to your soul or something..."
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"Possibly."
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"And your soul is connected to the mech..."
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"That sounds about right."
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"Which makes your powers connected to the mech... It all connects!"
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"That's true."
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"YA know, I shouldn't have drenched the bacon in wine!" [b]He starts to giggle like a little girl. [/b] [spoiler]He looks 15 btw[/spoiler]
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"Probably not. Jack Daniels would have been a better choice." [spoiler]he wouldn't give a crap. By now he's at least 100[/spoiler]