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If you could be your Guardian in real life...
[u]If you could be your destiny character in real life, what would be the first thing you do? And the next thing? Share your ideas!
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[b]I'll mark the answer for the best one![/b]
*Edit 1- you guys are doing great! keep going!
*Edit 2- Over 50 Replies! Get creative!!!
*Edit-3-Wow! I have seen some really good short ones! Hint- I like those a lot!
*Edit 4- I'm not sure how, but I am so happy this has spread! Close to 200 comments!!! I saw a good one, it was "I'd make a sandwich." It was short, funny, and stupid. It made me chuckle. Do something clever! You might win!
*Sheesh! So many comments! I have an idea. Press the ^ arrow next to someones post if you would like to bring it to my attention!
[b]I'm picking a winner in 24 hours![/b]
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We should use are guardian powers to Make America Great Again and Drain the Swamp
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I would be my Titan and kick some ISIS ass
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Sprint through the office and shoulder charge my boss... followed by a brief Tea Bagging
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jump from space and at the last milisecond use angel of light
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Fly across the halls
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35 RepliesStep one, make people think im a god because warlocks basicly are gods. [spoiler]read the lore[/spoiler] Step two, profit by shiting on religeons and killing off zealots. Step three, use my influence to solve the worlds problems Step four, use force if needed, sometimes children need to be spanked. Step five, disolve the governments of every country and create a single world government. Step six, dont base it on america cause our governing system is good on paper, but in actuality it sucks fat DONGS and no ones opinion matters unless they make a 7 figure sum or higher. Step 6.5, base it on the imperial senate design of the romans. Trust me it would be better. Ive weighed the pros and cons heavily, if you can avoid self serving tendencys its by far the best and most efficient form. Step 7, sit back and watch the magic happen.
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1 Replysit on couch letting my super fill. Shoot self and self rez. #liveforeverbitchez
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1 ReplyNova bomb the school
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1 ReplyTbag everyone !!!! cause i can and if they dnt agree throw a hammer in their face lol
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2 RepliesTouch my boobies
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Id try to bang mara sov before she died
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Hit that Hotline Bling emote on Amanda
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2 RepliesWarlock: Jump of building. Self res. Repeat. Hunter: Go invisible. Scare the crap out of random people. Titan: nothing. Titans suck. (Oh no, I just started a class war)
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I'd fist of havoc Hilary and Donald
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3 RepliesAll three characters are girls, so that would be a tricky [b]trans[/b]ition for me.
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bladedamcer. So i can go invisible and touch or spanks a girls booty. Specially if she has a big booty 😎.. and take others peoples money jaja
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I'd delete my female character and create a make a male
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1 ReplyPop radiance, pull into gas station and fill up...while smoking a cigarette and talking on a cell phone.
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Repeatedly commit suicide in a number of horryfing yet hilarious ways. Self rez only once everyone is clear what has happened and walk away nonchalantly.
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We'd all be hobbits.
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Tether rush hour traffic or walmart crowds. When i get pulled over i will use the smoke on myself and go invisible.
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sell the knowledge of how to use light for money and then live the rest of my life as a rich god-like wizard
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rob a multi billion dollar bank
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5 RepliesI'm sure a lot of guys would be fondling their own tits if they woke up as one of their characters..
