So there is a thief who breaks into a house to steal money and valuables.
What is the last thing they would want to see?
[spoiler]An old man in a SS uniform fapping to WWII Holocaust Tapes. He turns around and says, "now that you are here, zee fun can really begin".[/spoiler]
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You left out he turns and says "at last you're here now the fun can really begin" :)