"Do I look okay? I'm 15 and ate food which I cooked with wine which got me drunk, and now I'm hungover..."
English
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"I iz Zcarlettttt"
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"I iz Suuz... Wait no, I'm Aleks!"
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"Suuzaleks? naaice naem"
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"Aleks! Iz Aleks!"
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"imma caaal u suuz"
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"Den I'mma ca' you baby gurllll!"
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"aaim alrite wit dat"
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"Arr yuo mah baby gurllll?"
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"yassssss"
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"Oh baby... Luv yuo mah baby gurllll!"
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"butt liek, you're like fievteen and youi look liek a grill"
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"Bu' we kan ignur dat, baby!"
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"butt das illegal"
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"Shhh baby, I'm legal..."
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"pwove it"
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[b]He tosses his ID card at her. [/b]
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[b]She catches it[/b] "bwut youi look 15"
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"Bu' I'm twety-une baby!"
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"bwut it's weird to do thiiings wiiith sumone that looks 21"
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 2/29/2016 11:50:31 AM[spoiler][/spoiler]
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"das nut a bed id"
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 2/29/2016 11:50:11 AM[spoiler][/spoiler]
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"okiiiiii bby boi"
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 2/29/2016 11:49:51 AM[spoiler][/spoiler]
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"yis"