The Ham would like everyone to stop playing their gimmicks and ways for just a Moment to show their real selves. He will will start....
For starts, Im a 16 year old male. I'm fluent in English and French, and I am taking Calculus. That is in fact a picture of me. I am extremely underweight despite being under the alias of The Ham. By that I mean I'm only 134 pounds. 134 and 6 ft 4. I'm American and proud of it, and I hope to become an engineer. I play Soccer and I'm pretty good at it IMO. I'm quite frankly socially awkward and an introvert. My grades are decent. I have yet to achieve my license and don't plan to anytime soon. I'm fine not being able to drive. For now. My IQ is a fine 132, tested by a phycologist.
Take the time to post an actual selfie of your actual self and reveal your true colors. This is an opportunity for all of us to come out from the shadows and share our traits and personalities. This helped me with stress, and I'm sure it will for you all too.
Edit: http://imgur.com/a/y5sVG Link to proof selfie for those who don't believe that is actually a pic of The Ham.
Edit 2: Made Trending. Shout out to McAllieJoy for fighting through cancer! May you have the best of Luck!
Edit 3: Definitely my most popular thread thus far. There are a lot more teens than expected! A total of 1607 comments and replies, minus 19 of my own!
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Edited by Crock mocket: 2/29/2016 8:20:12 AMI live in Canada My height is 9'11" My interests are freedom and liberty [spoiler]I actually am 5'8" which is exactly average in Canada, yet everyone appears to be taller than me. Maybe it's just because I live in the country.[/spoiler][spoiler]My dad is a musician. And so is my brother. And so am I. We're all singer/guitarist/songwriters. I have seven guitars in my room as well as lots of records and lots of books. I have like, one friend who is my drummer. I love words and graphic design. My spiritual beliefs are pantheistic. I'm heterosexual but feel free to try and convince me otherwise. I pretty much despise myself obsessively, but what can you expect, I'm a musician. I live in southern Ontario on Lake Erie. It's very rural. My town is >900 people. I've lived in a corn field my whole life.[/spoiler][spoiler]Well that's not entirely true. Every other year it's beans. So I guess I've lived half my life in a corn field and half my life in a bean field.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Popes Long Arm: 2/29/2016 3:23:17 AMPlz save me from this disgusting human
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20 Gay Mexican Tech geek/gamer Doesn't wear glasses Quiet
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I'm secretly a synth, no one knows but now I have decided to tell. I work for the institute and kidnapping kids, adults and even old man and women. This is my Job n I love it :)
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Im a loser, period... [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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I'm a 12 year old dude, learning Spanish in school, Quantum Physics and Astrophysics in my free time. I do well in school, and I am prohibited from swearing by my parents, but that strangely makes me the most foul-mouthed person in my social group. I live in a nice middle-class home, with a 3 by 5 feet American flag strung proudly over my bed. I have an older sister, and two straight parents. My sister owns a cat who we have named Milo.... I hold Conservative and Republican values, and although I would like to say it is of no consequence to my father's beliefs, I would probably be lying if I did.
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Dis me. Pls no hate.
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I'm actually a blender
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Edited by stripward: 2/29/2016 8:26:20 AMWelp. I'm 15. I really like French girls, their accents especially. (Inspired by Curie.) I'm 5 ft 6..and a half. I haven't grown since grade 7, i cri. ;-; I can only speak English. i cri agen. [spoiler]I know how to say [i]orange[/i] in French, but that's about it.[/spoiler] I'm Canadian. I do not own a moose nor have I ever seen one. I am female. I like drawing. I have the skills of being able to draw advanced stick figures. <--(on good days.) I plan on designing videogames. Hopefully Nintendo or Bungie recognize my advanced talents on stick figures. I really like snow. I often visit the playgrounds of elementary schools and put snowballs on the snowmen chests. (there's an elementary school right by my house and when I walk home from school, I walk past the elementary school. When I see un-boobified snowmen, I often take the opportunity.) I guess that's enough.
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Im lazy [spoiler]Thanks for reading... why did you?[/spoiler]
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I will [b][i]never ever[/i][/b] re eal myself! I'll always stay a mystery to all of you...
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Edited by AENIMA: 2/29/2016 4:32:03 AM[i]op is a girl who's bilingual ( fluent Spanish and English ) and obsessed with Deftones. [/i]
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[quote]phycologist[/quote]
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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Accept me.
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[url=http://imgur.com/ThQuwZs]here.[/url]
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What position do you play? I play on the wing.
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Nothing.
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No. Good for you tho
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I'm secretly Preston Garvey, and I don't think anyone else wants to know much more.
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I'm bortbort or bort which is short for abortion. I can not comprehend this though so I am in a constant state of autistic rage.
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Inb4 navy seal and attack helicopters
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Edited by Mudpilot: 2/29/2016 3:57:43 AMThis is me, you're welcome
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I am secretly a can of over cooked frijoles
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How do? I'm on mobile and has no links of me.