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Edited by The Ham:
3/4/2016 2:07:32 AM
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Reveal your true self
The Ham would like everyone to stop playing their gimmicks and ways for just a Moment to show their real selves. He will will start....
For starts, Im a 16 year old male. I'm fluent in English and French, and I am taking Calculus. That is in fact a picture of me. I am extremely underweight despite being under the alias of The Ham. By that I mean I'm only 134 pounds. 134 and 6 ft 4. I'm American and proud of it, and I hope to become an engineer. I play Soccer and I'm pretty good at it IMO. I'm quite frankly socially awkward and an introvert. My grades are decent. I have yet to achieve my license and don't plan to anytime soon. I'm fine not being able to drive. For now. My IQ is a fine 132, tested by a phycologist.
Take the time to post an actual selfie of your actual self and reveal your true colors. This is an opportunity for all of us to come out from the shadows and share our traits and personalities. This helped me with stress, and I'm sure it will for you all too.
Edit: http://imgur.com/a/y5sVG Link to proof selfie for those who don't believe that is actually a pic of The Ham.
Edit 2: Made Trending. Shout out to McAllieJoy for fighting through cancer! May you have the best of Luck!
Edit 3: Definitely my most popular thread thus far. There are a lot more teens than expected! A total of 1607 comments and replies, minus 19 of my own!
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18 Replieshttp://mugshots.com/US-Counties/New-Mexico/Unsorted-NM/Joshua-Alexander-Locicero.73135957.html That's me I know it shows my name who cares, I'm 6ft don't know my weight probably over 200 pounds I'm 25 own my own business and am married to a gorgeous woman and we have a beautiful son together. I like smoking weed, gaming, and shooting guns during the little free time I have. I'm conservitive /libertarian in my political views and am a Christian
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10 RepliesEdited by Hobbitoe: 3/6/2016 11:35:51 AMHi. I'm Nick. I am 15 year old high school students with a 4.1 GPA. I spend too much time on Xbox than reality. I have a crush that sometimes looks like she likes me and sometimes she doesn't. She is also 3 inches taller than me and a year older than me. I am 5'3" and I really want to grow taller. I have a sevre speech impairment that people make fun of. I have many gay friends but I am as straight as a ruler. I have been playing destint since day one but have been on Off-Topic since 3 months ago.
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All you need to know is I'm content with my life.
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5 Replieshttps://imgur.com/a/kgwM7 I'll never give my name because none of y'all would understand. I'm 5'10" and I weigh about 150 which is perfect for me but irrelevant and useless to everyone else reading this crap. I like classical music which includes playing the keyboard and violin. I'm only 14 and I've already planned almost all of my life out including marriage and stuff. I'm an aerospace engineering student and proud to attend MAST Academy in Key Biscayne Florida and I hope and plan to work at NASA Johnson Space Center once I graduate college. [spoiler]Other unnecessary things that no one would care about: I like guns, America, the U.S. Constitution, and I'm dying to move to Texas but I've got to finish highschool first. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLove how offtopic goes to 96% male to 96% female in one post
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Time for 90% of Offtopic to become female.
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Sure why not My name is Josh, I'm 20 yrs old. In 5th grade I tested at college level in math and was offered to get moved up to harder classes. While I wanted to do so my mother wouldn't let me. I am not good with people. Events in my life left me unable to develop natural social skills (though I've gotten much better in recent years than in my childhood). My brother is an asshole prick who used my social inabilities to further his own popularity and standing with his friends for my entire time in school until I moved in with my dad early high school. I never ate lunch in a school cafeteria. I ate ALL my lunches in the bathroom. 80% (4/5) of the girlfriends I've had has cheated on me and than left me for whoever they were with. My left arm is sort of disabled due to a car crash (not my fault) even after surgery. My step dad recently died. My dad recently found out he has cancer. I've never had a job (mostly cause of arm).
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2 RepliesI'm a guy who loves Tacos. And I also believe Polar Bears are evil.
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I'm a murderer I destroy ur eye cells with this image
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I am cringeworthy. That should be enough
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5 Replies[b] [/b] /\ / \ / \ [u]/ \[/u] / \ / \ [u]/ \[/u] / \ [][][][][][][][][][][][] [spoiler]only a few people will remember this[/spoiler]
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Nah, I would get loads of hate, knowing this place. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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4 Replieshttp://imgur.com/Mb9ZGSf http://imgur.com/LBRzjUO
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11 RepliesEdited by KARTTO_: 3/7/2016 5:22:30 PMHello! I didn't think I'd get this far. I don't wanna say too much. So, I've been a certified dumbass for a few months here. (Since June I think). I'm really bad at socializing in real life and am constantly doubting myself so I come to the internet seeking approval for lame jokes. I also like getting sent selfies and socks. My hair is actually about to my shoulders, longest it's been in a while. My dream job is to either be a voice actor or an artist, but I need to get back into drawing first. I used to play the snare drum a million years ago and know very very little guitar. I only seem to grow hair on my upper lip and it grows back every month. The worst thing about it is that it doesn't connect in the center so I look like a Mexican desperado. Learning how to pick locks, for legitimate reasons of course. I also sexually identify as an attack helicopter. I don't know what else to put because I'm extremely uninteresting. D: Hope you enjoyed :D (A majority of that is actually true.) Edit: since people don't believe that pic is really me, here's another. http://m.imgur.com/fQZxPbv?r
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6 RepliesCuz why the -blam!- not I'm an Asian male and I'm 5'11 The things that I do in life is drawing and playing my instrument (with plans to take marching band) My instrument is called an Euphonium and with this sexy instrument I had gotten to All County 2 years in a row (Basically where the best of the best goes) The sides of me that is Asian is that I am both Chinese and Philippine I guess I'm a little socially awkward around people that I never met (forums don't count) but if you know me I'm as crazy as I can be Since I don't give out selfies I'll give you this: [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/RFuqy3m.jpg[/spoiler]
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I'm a simple, basic 16 year old Canadian. I have dyslexia and recovering from depression. My future goal is to work for ETF, then JTF2
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if link doesn't work PM me ur IG and I'll DM if interested.. 15 years, 5'9", 154 pounds and I live in MI
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Hmu with a funny/creepy/weird voice message on Xbox my GT is YSLPrincess
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10 year old comes in and says "hello and [i]my name is Jeff[/i]
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hello. my name is bruce. my b-day is may 30, 2003. m actually from/ live in australia. im funny, and pretty laid back. i only have a couple if friends, irl. people tell me i have a great smile. i was never close to my father. i dont really remember him now that i mention it, and i guess he left me when i was young. i have bright blue eyes. i dont really have any hair, and my skin is about half blue-grayish and half white. i host a meeting with me and my two buddies, anchor and chum, and we talk about stuff like dolphins. we brought in some of our tropical fish for show and tell last week. well thats all i have to say. and remember, fish are friends not food.
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Hello, my name is Wi-*hacked.*
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Well, I'm Mike an I'm 20 and 5' 8". I live in Ohio and am currently working towards a Pharmaceutical degree. I have a part time job as Chief of Safety and Security at a place called Nordson. I'd say I'm pretty chill, nothing really annoys me or gives me anxiety or anything. My favorite food is anything with chicken or any breakfast food. I don't really take these forums too seriously, I'm just here to make people laugh really, but sometimes I'll take a stance on an issue. I met a girl from these forums named Kahla, and tbh, I really like her. I've never actually had a girlfriend before, so I don't really know how things work. I didn't really have a lot of friends either, but that's just a whatever thing; it doesn't really bother me. I think I'm a good person, a lot of people in high school liked me and I always try to do good for people. All I want to do in life, is to make people happy :) Here's a picture of me and my goofy face: https://www.dropbox.com/s/mxi83e6c8vja95n/2016-02-28%2004.49.55.jpg?dl=0
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How about [spoiler]no[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell I'm I doing here I don't belong here (づ๏ᴥ๏)づ
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Edited by SpookyNoot: 3/5/2016 10:47:08 PMNo I'm too sexy. I'd just kill all of you with my sexy.
