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Edited by The Ham:
3/4/2016 2:07:32 AM
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Reveal your true self
The Ham would like everyone to stop playing their gimmicks and ways for just a Moment to show their real selves. He will will start....
For starts, Im a 16 year old male. I'm fluent in English and French, and I am taking Calculus. That is in fact a picture of me. I am extremely underweight despite being under the alias of The Ham. By that I mean I'm only 134 pounds. 134 and 6 ft 4. I'm American and proud of it, and I hope to become an engineer. I play Soccer and I'm pretty good at it IMO. I'm quite frankly socially awkward and an introvert. My grades are decent. I have yet to achieve my license and don't plan to anytime soon. I'm fine not being able to drive. For now. My IQ is a fine 132, tested by a phycologist.
Take the time to post an actual selfie of your actual self and reveal your true colors. This is an opportunity for all of us to come out from the shadows and share our traits and personalities. This helped me with stress, and I'm sure it will for you all too.
Edit: http://imgur.com/a/y5sVG Link to proof selfie for those who don't believe that is actually a pic of The Ham.
Edit 2: Made Trending. Shout out to McAllieJoy for fighting through cancer! May you have the best of Luck!
Edit 3: Definitely my most popular thread thus far. There are a lot more teens than expected! A total of 1607 comments and replies, minus 19 of my own!
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18 RepliesI'm 17 years old, 5'9'' and over 250 lbs. Depression is what caused me to gain weight and not take care of myself properly. I'm very socially awkward and I've never really had many friends. Making friends is difficult for me and never really works out so I just don't try at all. I'm turning 18 in 2 days and have absolutely no idea where I want to go in life.
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Edited by Doctor Electric: 3/4/2016 6:29:06 AMI'm a 17 year old Asian-European male. At the time of me writing this, it's my birthday. Used to play Lacrosse and Soccer, now I play games on my PC (Living life to the fullest right here).
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8 RepliesEdited by Took an L: 3/4/2016 12:41:54 AMI'm a Mexican American male standing at 5'7. I'm nicknamed Fatboi by old friends and family. Currently a senior in high school. I love wrestling, porn, video games, and cats. I enjoy playing video games everyday, watching WWE every Tuesday, watching every WWE PPV live, liking every picture of cats on my Facebook newsfeed, and watching porn late at night. My future jobs are to be a SWAT officer, professional wrestler, or maybe a uh... actor...
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7 RepliesWell guys here I am, let the ugly jokes rain in! Well for starters I'm a 19 yr old male who speaks Spanish and English and currently in the process of learning Arabic and Korean. For my height I'm 5'10/5'11 and for my weight I'm roughly 205 lbs (I know fat lol). Currently I work in my hometown while commuting to school (University) in NYC while majoring in accounting. As for my hobbies, I'm pretty sure you can tell I like video games considering I'm on these forums :). Also I'm a fan of reading, currently reading 5 books -> Hell House, American Gods, Rene Descartes Metaphysiology, The Stranger and Star Wars Darth Plaguies. In general I like the peaceful things in life, nature an what not. This may sound very old man-ish but I enjoy the days I have off of work and school by going to the park and feeding birds with a cup of coffee and my vape. Yes I vape, sue me for not smoking cigarettes lol. Overall just a jolly guy. Something rather upsetting about me is that I consider myself a prisoner in the cave of allegory, if you know what this means cheers to you. So come here lovely critics and judge away at my ugliness!
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Edited by Level 3 Human Fighter: 3/4/2016 5:23:36 AMI hate myself. Good enough.
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Huh https://youtu.be/3HJl8mPnTwg
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Slap the ho PIMP HAND
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4 RepliesI'm Jonathan, a college student in Texas turning 20 this year. Since I graduated two years ago from high school, I've been at my university for the first year and a community college at the second. My parents are really supporting me out the wazoo, and I'm grateful, but I'll be starting work next week as a IT assistant. A lot of times I ask why I'm in college in the first place, and I always put my half-assed understanding forward, but I remind myself that I want to become a teacher that can actually teach others the right way using the right system. I've run into a lot boring and terrible teachers, and since education is all I really know, I'll kill to give it a shot and make it a career. That's my only college-related drive. I also keep questioning whether or not I should be in a relationship. I stand out a lot for looking fit and having something of a beard, and I get attention for it. But I constantly worry about letting that other person down, or weirding them out with how I live my life (extremely lax). I've been in a relationship before (it was bad), so I'm wondering if I should put myself through that, again. Along with that, I combat my loneliness often (supposedly like everyone else), but I'm also happy being alone. It's really confusing. (Reason for this part is because I acquired an actual interest after all this time.)
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5 RepliesIm a potato so i cant take a photo cause i dont have fingers
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I am Cthulhu, a goldfish. I act all tough and stuff because I have a short lifespan. I live in a small castle right next to my luxury bubble chest.
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http://youtu.be/g-sgw9bPV4A
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3 RepliesThere you go ladies and gentlemen!
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I am a person who lives on planet earth. MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN
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1 ReplyI am a Zeratu, I slash things
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I'm 15 and I like computers
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I am the one who knocks
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1 ReplyEdited by PKun, Grey Knight: 3/3/2016 11:18:04 PMWonder how many people would want to see me.
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Ok. I'm a 37 year old man, I have a Wife and 2 kids both girls. I live in the usa and work in tech support.
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13 RepliesEdited by Cinnie: 2/29/2016 3:28:34 PMName's Cinccino, I'm a 15 year old female Pokémon from Unova. [spoiler]Am I cool now?[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesHey there! I'm a pantheist, radical humanist, and anarchist. I am strongly against denial of facts proven by science, abuse of religious freedom, abuse of others for personal gain, and the corporate police state. -blam!- the system. Hail nothing, praise nothing, pledge allegiance to nothing.
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*murders everyone in the thread*
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9 Replies^^^ There's some info on me. Also, here's a collection of IRL photos of me: http://m.imgur.com/Dx7zBdp,1JnLv2n,WbMfWsA,ZYb2wpI.jpeg
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5 RepliesEdited by Yolk: 3/1/2016 1:22:13 PM
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6 RepliesBump, later on I'll post "me" btw I'm a guy sooo you dudes out there don't get excited
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9 RepliesGary.
