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Edited by Papa Prosciutto:
3/1/2016 2:45:46 AM
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DEADLY SUBSTANCE FOUND IN 100% OF HUMANS!!!
Warning
The information you are about to receive will change your life forever.
[spoiler]Maybe not.
[/spoiler]
A substance commonly called water has been tested to appear in dying/sick humans.
It has also been tested to show that 100% of test subjects that drank it have DIED! It has been also tested in 100% of human beings.
It is simple
If you drink "water",
You will die.
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1 ReplyI drink chocolate milk, bitch. Il never die!
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The joke is better when you say Dihydrogen Monoxide instead of water
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2 RepliesIt's H2O, not water you idiot.
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Also, it has been found that everybody that has died had a strange substance called Oxygen in their bloodstream. What could it mean?
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Simple solution that solves all diseases, EVEN CANCER [spoiler]death[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesYou didn't even call it dihydrogen monoxide
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3 RepliesDude u did it wrong ur supposed to call it dihydrogen monoxide to trick people
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5 Repliesaccurate and relevant
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I don't give a fuq Chugs water Chokes and dies
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*gasp*
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1 Reply[i]Deadly[/i] fact: Every second that passes, you are one second closer to death.
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I've been living off of stimpaks for the last week. Already using them as my main food source as well.
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Oh god. It's too late. I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I DONT WANT TO DIE!
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I'll clue you into another fact. [spoiler]everyone will die, shocker I know.[/spoiler]
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I see.
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
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Edited by Urban Shade: 3/1/2016 11:27:47 PM[b][u][i]BREAKING NEWS.[/i][/u][/b] Humans breathe deadly fumes everyday called, "Oxygen." Scientist have found out if you breathe this on a daily basis you are 100% likely to die.
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Oh no I drank some earlier. Minutes to live
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Omg dis is breakim news I must tell the news and everyone who I know Thank you magical man
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If you don't drink "water", you still die. It's a lose/lose situation.
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I think I came
