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2/29/2016 4:00:00 AM
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Funny high school memories?
We had a very attractive gym teacher back when I went to high school. For some reason, yoga had just been added to the curriculum and it was the first day of it for our class. Well, our teacher decided to show us her flexibility, so she touched her toes to demonstrate. All of a sudden, both of her tits fell right out of the top of her shirt. She covered herself quickly, but that was enough for one kid in the back. He sat down and started jacking off. It was obvious what he was doing, but nobody was stopping him. So, being the good person I thought I was in high school, I went up and told him to stop. I also didn't know this kid was special needs. I'm standing there, telling him to stop, and then he drops his pants and blows his load. Right there. On my shoes. The teacher flipped out, called the school cops down, and had him taken out of class. For the rest of my time in high school, I was called Potato Juice.
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2 RepliesIt was after PE, and us dudes are all in a locker room, changing back into our regular clothes. Our locker room is split into 2 sections in the same room. 1 for all grades like freshmen-seniors, the other section is for juniors and seniors only. Each section of the locker room has the lockers in horizontal aisles. I was a freshmen at the time, and a junior was in the all grades section as he had some buddies that were sophomores. I heard some asshat from the other side of an aisle in front of us yell dumb shit. I yelled in a different tone of voice than my regular one "How's your moms throat feel after choking on my dick" and I giggled quietly as I finished getting dressed. 10 seconds later, I started walking away from the locker rooms when somebody from that aisle i yelled shit at launched an aerial assault, and they tossed a milk carton over the aisle and it hit the junior in the shoulder and spilled milk all over him. And thats how I saw a sophomore get beat up by a junior in a locker room over a milk carton.
