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2/29/2016 4:00:00 AM
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Funny high school memories?
We had a very attractive gym teacher back when I went to high school. For some reason, yoga had just been added to the curriculum and it was the first day of it for our class. Well, our teacher decided to show us her flexibility, so she touched her toes to demonstrate. All of a sudden, both of her tits fell right out of the top of her shirt. She covered herself quickly, but that was enough for one kid in the back. He sat down and started jacking off. It was obvious what he was doing, but nobody was stopping him. So, being the good person I thought I was in high school, I went up and told him to stop. I also didn't know this kid was special needs. I'm standing there, telling him to stop, and then he drops his pants and blows his load. Right there. On my shoes. The teacher flipped out, called the school cops down, and had him taken out of class. For the rest of my time in high school, I was called Potato Juice.
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7 RepliesDuring history class we were learning about the Salem witch trials. As an exercise, the teacher had three girls from the class up front, testifying in a mock trial that they were innocent girls who had been afflicted by witch magic. The teacher pointed at me. At the time, I was in this heavy metal punk rocker phase, with dyed black hair slicked back with way too much hair gel, wearing an overshirt That had flaming skulls on it and a tribal skull necklace. The teacher said "you look like a devil worshipping witch! Did you possess these girls, did you use them for your vile witchcraft?" I said "first off, it's 'warlock', unless you're intentionally calling me a woman. Second, if I was a warlock, those three would be naked right now" Everyone was speechless, and the girls were blushing like mad. Luckily that teacher was a cool guy and got a laugh from it.
