I'll explain why in an edit.
Edit 1:
>Be me
>In highschool
>Ask b.net for advice
>Ask crush out
>Crush had a crush on me
>ohshiet.jpg
>Says yes
>victoryscream.mp4
>Relationship lasted a week and three days
>ripinpasta.png
>Drama ensues
>degrassi.wmv
>Gives gift on her birthday
>thisplanshouldwork.txt
>www.youtube.com/channel/epicfail
>Ex cries to counselor
>fml.gif
>Meeting is planned
>Girl doesn't want to have any contact with me whatsoever
>SSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTT.pdf
>Goes to b.net
>Creates this post
>floodhelpme.exe
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My friend got accused of -blam!- and he stayed-you'll be fine