Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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1) One time I took my (ex)boyfriend with me for shopping. Stood still at a lingerie shop, thinking he was still with me but apparently the person next to me, wasn't him. So I saw this absolutely adorable set and grabbed the person his hand like: You think that one would look cute? Let's go try it on and see if its somewhat decent on me. So still not noticing the guy wasn't my (ex)boyfriend I dragged him inside and the moment I pick the set and turn around I see this guy smirking from ear to ear and I just.... Well, ran. 2) Me and friend went to go for a swim once. While swimming I realized I still had on my bracelet and didn't want to risk anything so I went to my locker, putting it in there. When I returned I thought I saw my friend so I jumped into the pool and jumped into her back trying to scare her. Let me tell you; it was not my friend. 3) At one of my many hospital visits I was waiting in the waiting room (obviously) and saw a very cute looking like who happened to have a broken leg so my immediate thought: THIS ONE CANT RUN AWAY!! So I went to the vending machine next to him, purposely dropping my wallet to make him talk to me. He picked up my wallet (the best he could) and that's when I noticed he spoke English. (It was during the summer so i assume he was on a holiday here) I really did suck at the language back in that time so he asked if I was okay. Me: Yes, you? Him: *pointing at his leg* it could be worse. What's wrong with you? Me: Yes, you? *face palm* Him: *laughing and he gives me his number*: text me whenever you're free. Me: Oh, I will definitely sext you! *dies inside, never texted the guy out of embarrassment* My life is just one awkward encounter with people after another. I'm not even lying.