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Edited by sillly:
3/3/2016 4:39:49 AM
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**WORLDS FIRST** Cryptarch Rank 300!
FINALLY Reached rank 300 with the Cryptarch with my Warlock today.
At this time I would like to claim my status as the worlds first cryptarch rank 300+ group. This is bound to be a special group that only a small few will reach. Maybe I'll be the only one since everyone else is going to play The Division.
I would like to take this time to thank the following people to help me reach this exclusive club: myself, friends, family, The Destiny Community, unemployment office, Democrats, the Prostitutes on Craigslist, Dr Pepper Bottling Group, Frito Lay, Snapchat, Facebook, and Bungie for continuing to nerf the amount of XP received for decrypting engrams thru out the years.
Thinking about starting to stream my gameplay so I can be sponsored for my legendary gameplay, worlds first achievements and skill.
Bungie: I gladly accept all rewards handed to me by means of the postmaster, a special emblem/shader; or a trip to your headquarters to sign your Wall of Fame and allow your staff to take picture of a gamer GOD who has mastered your game in all aspects
Remember to spay and neuter your pets.
I love my fans!
Thank you.
Edit: Uploaded Image for proof.
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What you have just posted in all its attention-seeking glory, is the destiny equivalent of shouting about spending more than the average amount of time on the toilet. Well done, you collected done engrams and pressed "X"
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2 RepliesYoure not and who cares? I shit my pants yesterday wearing a clown nose, top hat, and holding a spatula .... you see me screaming "WORLD FIRST!"?
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1 ReplyI'm at 432
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Edited by Marco: 3/3/2016 7:45:18 PMLol I'm at 432!
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Not the first, not even close as first
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10 RepliesHow have you spent 17 days in patrol? Talk about the most boring place to spend time in Destiny.
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Aaaaahhhhh the loot cave treated u well I see.
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5 RepliesNew monarchy rank 70... damn dude good job. How did you get your cryptarch so high anyways, court of oryx?
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4 RepliesEdited by Coco: 3/3/2016 7:33:34 PMIt's fake. Just by opening in paint you can see: there's 2 pixels between two 00's (ex: /2500 for the new monarchy) but there's only one pixel between the 2 00's of lvl 300 ;) P.S. still a funny post, liked it. Better luck next time!
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Tbh I wonder if someone could get to 300 with the loot cave.. I've heard of peeps hitting 100 .. The new pve update should be a big loot cave... Omg lol
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Im sure the loot cave buffed you a little with that.
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Rank 191 on my warlock, i'm getting there...
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3 RepliesTell me you got something good from hitting 300! It is ok, you can lie if it was lame, but it has to be the most epic lie ever told as far as the reward is concerned! I am sadly down around 52 (I think, it could be 50).
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Edited by Yusuf: 3/3/2016 7:20:03 PMThat's shows dedication. Well done bud
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1 ReplyThink I'm rank 50 if I'm lucky! The big question is Have u got all the shaders he gives out?
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I would have been beyond 300 long ago, had I continued to play. I'm just waiting for the update, because the game has gotten stale and pointless.
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Damn I'm at 282
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Lol I'm halfway
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Probably the first 200 as well
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Edited by op12-MG: 3/3/2016 7:18:41 PMand* you still get shit
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1 ReplyThis actually returned my virginity. Thanks a lot prick.
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2 RepliesFake If u look closely the line in the background does not pass through the 0 Photo shop can easily take the 0 from the 70 and the 3 from the 33 and arrange them correctly
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It's legit, I looked it up on DTR
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I would be high up there with you if my other account wouldn't have gotten banned by xbox.
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HOLY SHITBALLZ!!! That's all I can think of to say.
