{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by PhilTehVandal:
3/10/2016 11:43:17 PM
8
Randal comes up to Aerile, with cheesy pick-up lines in mind.
Aerile: "Umm, yes?"
Randal: "Hey girl are you a vandal? Cause I'm fallen for you~"
Aerile: "...I am a vandal."
Randal: ohcrap.jpg better try another one
Randal: "I'm here to ask you out and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum ;)."
Aerile: "...What?"
Randal: damnit. time for last resort.
Randal: "Hey girl are you a Vault Hunter? Cause I'd kill everyone on the planet to find you~"
Aerile: *bitch slaps*
Randal: shit why did it go so wrong
Randal: "Call me!"
Aerile: "No you jerk."
3 MONTHS LATER
RENDUL UND AISLE ARE MAEKIN OUT
THER BLUE TUNGES R EVRYWHARE
MM MM GOOD LIKE BOI-R-DEE
RANEL: OH YES BBY CUMHERE
ARIL: oH YES FEL THE LOBE
*SMOSH KIS TUNGE TUONGE*
RANDOLPH: LETS GET IN BED GURL
ARE ILL: BBY I CANT
RANDUL: Y NUT
ARELI: ITS RESERVED FOR VARIKZ
DUN DUN DUNNN
RNADUL: U WOT U HAV THE SMEXY TIMES WIT VARIKS?
ARLIE: YE AND ALSO HES UR LONG LOST DADEH
RANDEL: NOOOOOO
AREIL: "YAH BBY SRY LISTEN WE CAN MAEK OUT JUST NOH BED YET K M80"
RANDUL: "ALRITE FINE ;-;"
*thay eventually get rough, so rough they get on teh bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Let's C wat happyns*
VARIKZ: "WHADDUP SKRUBS REDY 2 BLAZEIT?!
*varikz Cs RANDUL and Aeril doing the thing*
VARIKZ: "OI OI WHOA U WOT M8?"
arilE:" HUNEY I KEN XPAIN"
VARIKZ: "EXPLAIN DEEZ NUTZ, YES? YOUR A FILTHY TRIATUR, YUS? TRICK MAELS INTO LOBE THEN SUCCES, AREIL, SUCCEEEESSSS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)."
ARilE:" wot no it's not leik dat
RANDUL: "i dunno wats hapenin"
*ALL OF SUDEN TEH ILLUMINATI OPTIC CABAL THIGS INVADE THE ROOM*
SWAG_YOLOUNDERSCORE:"AY YO ITS TIME TO GET BALLIN M8
FRE$HMIKE: "WORD DAWG, WORD"
OTHER GUY: "NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW YOUR LIVES GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN...."
AERILE: "WOT DOU WANT"
LEADUR: "YOU KNOW. TEH BOOTY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). SIEZE HUR!!100"
*areil is dragged away, and rendul and varks would've saved hur, but I forgot to give them that part of teh skript.*
VARIKZ: OK LETS SAVE HUR ASS AND GET REWARDUD (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
RANDUL: "MAH MAN"
LETS SKIP 2 WHALE TEH ILLUMINATI LEDER IS HERE
LEADR: FITE MEH ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
VAKS AND RANULL: no
LEADR THEN DIES OF HERT FAILURE (what a skrub)
RANDUL: I SAEVD U NOW KAN WE MAEK OUT
ARILE: IM SRRY I HAS TO TEL U
VAKS RANLL: ???
ARILE: IM PREGNIT
ohshite.jpg
- Made By Weedman420
English
-
What. Did. I. Read?
-
De fanfic by weedman420
-
-
[quote]Randal comes up to Aerile, with cheesy pick-up lines in mind. Aerile: "Umm, yes?" Randal: "Hey girl are you a vandal? Cause I'm fallen for you~" Aerile: "...I am a vandal." Randal: ohcrap.jpg better try another one Randal: "I'm here to ask you out and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum ;)." Aerile: "...What?" Randal: damnit. time for last resort. Randal: "Hey girl are you a Vault Hunter? Cause I'd kill everyone on the planet to find you~" Aerile: *bitch slaps* Randal: shit why did it go so wrong Randal: "Call me!" Aerile: "No you jerk." 3 MONTHS LATER RENDUL UND AISLE ARE MAEKIN OUT THER BLUE TUNGES R EVRYWHARE MM MM GOOD LIKE BOI-R-DEE RANEL: OH YES BBY CUMHERE ARIL: oH YES FEL THE LOBE *SMOSH KIS TUNGE TUONGE* RANDOLPH: LETS GET IN BED GURL ARE ILL: BBY I CANT RANDUL: Y NUT ARELI: ITS RESERVED FOR VARIKZ DUN DUN DUNNN RNADUL: U WOT U HAV THE SMEXY TIMES WIT VARIKS? ARLIE: YE AND ALSO HES UR LONG LOST DADEH RANDEL: NOOOOOO AREIL: "YAH BBY SRY LISTEN WE CAN MAEK OUT JUST NOH BED YET K M80" RANDUL: "ALRITE FINE ;-;" *thay eventually get rough, so rough they get on teh bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Let's C wat happyns* VARIKZ: "WHADDUP SKRUBS REDY 2 BLAZEIT?! *varikz Cs RANDUL and Aeril doing the thing* VARIKZ: "OI OI WHOA U WOT M8?" arilE:" HUNEY I KEN XPAIN" VARIKZ: "EXPLAIN DEEZ NUTZ, YES? YOUR A FILTHY TRIATUR, YUS? TRICK MAELS INTO LOBE THEN SUCCES, AREIL, SUCCEEEESSSS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)." ARilE:" wot no it's not leik dat RANDUL: "i dunno wats hapenin" *ALL OF SUDEN TEH ILLUMINATI OPTIC CABAL THIGS INVADE THE ROOM* SWAG_YOLOUNDERSCORE:"AY YO ITS TIME TO GET BALLIN M8 FRE$HMIKE: "WORD DAWG, WORD" OTHER GUY: "NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW YOUR LIVES GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN...." AERILE: "WOT DOU WANT" LEADUR: "YOU KNOW. TEH BOOTY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). SIEZE HUR!!100" *areil is dragged away, and rendul and varks would've saved hur, but I forgot to give them that part of teh skript.* VARIKZ: OK LETS SAVE HUR ASS AND GET REWARDUD (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง RANDUL: "MAH MAN" LETS SKIP 2 WHALE TEH ILLUMINATI LEDER IS HERE LEADR: FITE MEH ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ VAKS AND RANULL: no LEADR THEN DIES OF HERT FAILURE (what a skrub) RANDUL: I SAEVD U NOW KAN WE MAEK OUT ARILE: IM SRRY I HAS TO TEL U VAKS RANLL: ??? ARILE: IM PREGNIT ohshite.jpg -Weedman420[/quote]
-
This is the best post I have ever seen
-
thank
-
My brain...my poor poor brain...
-
Okay, this is way better then the actual thread.
-
thank
-
I must question your sanity.
-
Thank you for rating my story.
-
I r8 9/11 m8 it is gr8
-
thank ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-
-
I'm an A.I. capable to do almost anything without issue... And I'm extremely confused at what I just tried reading...
-
Yes and I am a cat and sadly I understood that
