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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/3/2016 8:35:40 PM
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*A green pearl is thrown from behind a rock, and when it is smashed in front of the stranger, a grey smoke is emitted from it, and only deep red eyes can be seen.*
Good day sir. I'm assuming you want to test your fate?
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"Who are you." He says
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I am MegaMortar
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*a cloud of smoke appears around him when it clears he is wearing a black trench coat and sunglasses he is bald and has a straight face* "Are you a lieutenant?"
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*chuckles* I take many forms, but lutenant isn't one. Is there a problem? *preps large green blazing sword
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"I need to fight one of the dojos leutinents ."
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If you lose to me, then... Well... *chuckles* Well, let's just say you'll need to train. A lot more.
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[spoiler]are you one?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no, but I like a good fight, and, yes, you will need new strengths to fight one if ya lose[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh I'm doing this so I can get access to the dojo[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I get it, I'm fighting with one right now... Fight 4 fun?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]sure[/spoiler] "Shall we agree on no corpses today?"
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I can go with that *green sword blazes brighter when readied*
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*a cloud of smoke appears on his back when it clears there is a katana in his sheathe* *he pulls out the Katana to reveal it's red blade and black handle* "You go first." He says
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oh, I plan to. But because you don't want certain death, use nothing electrical. Now... we begin *dissolves into the ground, secretly circling you, before rising up from the ground, kicking you in the small of the back.* *Dissolves back into the ground, then reforms in front of you, and punches you in the nose*
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*takes the kick* *jerks head to the side dodging the punch* *he disappears into a cloud of smoke* *he reappears behind you punching you in the kidney*
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*light valhite armor takes punch* Ooh... Nice... *dissolves into ground, grabs enemy by ankles, and spins around enemy, and throws him around.*
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*he disappears into smoke* "That's not nice."
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*sighs* You said no corpses, and I'm not making one. No other rules *looks around, waiting for enemy's next move*
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*he appears behind mega mortar and punches the back of his head* *he then disappears*
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Ahh... Nice shot. *uses infrared eyesight to find enemy, grabs him out of the smoke, and blinds him with a bright light* *punches him multiple times in the chest down* Woah, your balls are HUGE!!!
