[quote]I don't remember the verse number, but it went something like this: Adam heard movement nearby and looked up to see Eve stride into the clearing, smooth and naked. Her breasts were globes of perfection, her vagina a slice of heaven. She had a playful smile on her beautiful face. Crossing and uncrossing her glorious slender, muscular legs and swaying her round hips to and fro, she whispered in a melodious, tantalizing voice, "I'm feeling frisky, Adam..." She flicked her long, silky hair back, fully exposing her breasts and her perfectly shaped nipples, which were as hard as bullets. She began to touch herself suggestively and Adam squatted there, staring wide eyed in disbelief at what he was seeing. Getting to his feet slowly, his cock swinging merrily between his legs, his mouth moving like a fish out of water, he managed to get a sentence out: "How the fūck did you escape from the kitchen, you stupid, filthy bastard!?" Lunging forward as fast as a Jaguar, he tackled her to the ground. He grabbed her left nipple and squeezed it so savagely milk and blood squirted out, twisting it simultaneously, while with his other hand he began to choke her. She struggled helplessly beneath him, but he had her pinned down using his knees. From her cocksucking mouth she made pathetic gasping and gurgling noises. Releasing his hold on the nipple cripple, Adam began to slap her face ruthlessly in an alternating forehand-backhand combination. He rammed his knee upwards into her diaphragm and bore his weight down on his choking hand. Eve let out one last tortured gasp, then fell silent as her face and neck turned first red, then purple, then blue. Her vision blurred, turned grey, and then she blacked out. Adam got off her, panting slightly. He was still flaccid. From behind him, God appeared and started the countdown. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..." He then triumphantly raised Adam's right arm skyward and they both let out a "Whoop!" of excitement. Pulling out the WWE 500BC championship belt from nowhere, he handed it to Adam. "You earned it, son. It's yours." Adam proudly fastened the gold and leather trophy around his waist and then approached Eve's unconscious body. She was starting to come to. A sudden cold breeze chilled his spine and his bladder relaxed; he began pissing on Eve. He looked over his shoulder to see the breeze had been caused by God, come to join him. They stood there in the forest clearing, standing over Eve's abused body, pissing on her. And they all lived happily ever after.[/quote]