Once, was no man. Only homo's. Many kinds homos. Habilis homos, rudolphensis homos. Australopiths all dead. But homos no dead. One home found egg on ground. Was laid by dumb bird lays eggs on ground. That homo said "look! egg!" All other homo said "eat dat treat!" But that homo looked down and saw egg was cracking, and tiny tiny bird beak sticking out. That homo did not know, be he owner of first pet. Slowly bird grows. Other homos want eat. But bird home throws rocks at other homos. That homo thought bird eat meat. Bird ate meat. Grew teeth in beak. Became carnivor bird. One day bird fly away and no come back. Homo sad. Then bird come back carrying homo sapiens in talons. This bird crossed time barrier and ate Justine Bieber before famous, ate Donald trump, and caught boy from high school. When bird brought boy to past, all homos had feast. Did not know what cell phone is, but if u looked, on screen said "to be uploaded: Damn Daniel" Humanity saved by bird from 3 great evils. The end *chews Manioc*