Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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So I was working one day at the hospital getting a pastry and some dude strikes up a conversation with me thinking I'm a doctor. I tell him I'm not but he continues anyway asking my job title and proceeds to offer me a job along with paid schooling. Me personally I'm like sweet I can get out of this place. I get his card and go home. I tell my wife pretty much verbatim what the conversation went like and wife gives me a suspicious look. I'm like 'what?' And she say let me look this guy up. So she looks the dude up on facebook and we find that he's gay and was, based on the conversation according to my wife, hitting on me. I threw that card out and spent the next two days questioning if I gave off a gay vibe.