"Hey honey"
"Hey babe"
"Watcha doin'?"
"Just crucifying silly guardians, the usual"
"Ya know, I'm all by myself today, my parents are out of town and I've taken off all of my armor. My 200 lb thighs are just calling for ya."
The rest speaks for itself.
DISCLAIMER: I'm sorry for it being night time, but you can still hopefully manage to see the ship ascend in a heartbeat :)
[spoiler]Do not expect the craziest shit you've ever seen, it was just something I came across one day, which was pretty unusual[/spoiler]