The battle to end all battles! WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE VICTOR?
Master Chief- The Super Soldier who took on an Alien Empire and an ancient powerful forerunner, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is truly a monument to all your sins!
Paper- It's literally a piece of paper. No pen marks, no tears, just an average piece of paper. I suppose you could make some origami, maybe cover a rock with it, or even use to wipe your anus(though I would recommend using toilet paper instead).
Only one winner will emerge victorious folks. But only YOU can decide, WHO WILL WIN!!! YYYEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!
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Well as we all know paper beats rock, but as shown in that cool halo 5 opening cinematic, Spartan also bears rock. This means that offensively they are equal. Defensively paper has a lot more options though. Paper can be anything, from an airplane to a zebra. I'm going to have to give this one to paper.