The battle to end all battles! WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE VICTOR? Master Chief- The Super Soldier who took on an Alien Empire and an ancient powerful forerunner, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is truly a monument to all your sins! Paper- It's literally a piece of paper. No pen marks, no tears, just an average piece of paper. I suppose you could make some origami, maybe cover a rock with it, or even use to wipe your anus(though I would recommend using toilet paper instead). Only one winner will emerge victorious folks. But only YOU can decide, WHO WILL WIN!!! YYYEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!