The battle to end all battles! WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE VICTOR?
Master Chief- The Super Soldier who took on an Alien Empire and an ancient powerful forerunner, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is truly a monument to all your sins!
Paper- It's literally a piece of paper. No pen marks, no tears, just an average piece of paper. I suppose you could make some origami, maybe cover a rock with it, or even use to wipe your anus(though I would recommend using toilet paper instead).
Only one winner will emerge victorious folks. But only YOU can decide, WHO WILL WIN!!! YYYEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!
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Edited by Mechetti: 3/9/2016 12:59:39 PMWhat are you frickin' idiots thinking!! Chief is a damn super soldier, his frickin' aura would break the paper, because he's a total badass! He could have cortana use her powers to tear it in half! He could tell Arby to slice it up. This forum is really stupid. I'm disappointed in youse guys, thinking a damn paper could beat [i]the[/i] master chief.