[i]"Can we fix it?" "No, Bob."[/i]

Get your popcorn ready. It's prom night in Chase's High School. He wanted to impress his date by buying a super fancy suit so he can get married that night. As soon as Chase got off of work he drove to Men's Warehouse to buy the suit. The suit costed a total of $500. The suit costed way more than he thought of and decided to steal it. He drop kicked the girl over the counter and took his suit to make a run for it. Security was chasing after him but since Chase is a savage he rolled and jumped passed security. When he got out of the store he was surrounded by cop cars. He didn't know what to do. So the only thing to do was give up. He let the cops take him in and they drove off. Little did the cops know that Chase always brings his trusty knife everywhere he goes. He stabbed both cops in the neck, unlocked the doors and ran off. The cops didn't go far so he ran to his Grandma's house which is next to Men's Warehouse. Once he arrived there, his grandpa was eating dinner. He ran and hid in the closet of his grandma. There he found her lying dead. Chase cried. He wanted to kill himself because he loved his grandma. He took her sewing machine which was her prized possession. He ran out and drilled his grandpa too death and bolted. He called his pal and drug dealer (Paul) to go and pick him up on the run. The cops ran after Chase but Chase was so fast that they couldn't catch up so they went to get some doughnuts. He knew he couldn't look back. If he looked back, then all hope was done. He saw his date outside the High School waiting for him. But she wasn't waiting for him. She was waiting for Thomas (Chase's best friend). Apparently she has been cheating on him the entire time. Chase took a moment and thought about all the good times they had together. His mind took control of his actions. He ran for Thomas, jumped and stabbed him with the sewing machine, dropped kicked his date into a pool of poisonous spiders and shot the police behind him. But the bullet didn't hit the police. It shot Paul. Paul was driving to pick up Chase but got shot in the ribs. The cops caught up with Chase and shot him on sight. Chase is dead and Paul ran on to the side of the road. Moments later his date died (Sarah). Sarah's soul walked towards Paul's crash sight. There she imagined Chase standing there holding his grandma's sewing machine smiling and shortly saying. [i]Will you Marry Me?[/i]

What happened? I lost a bet [spoiler]I'm judging, so I'm doing this for a kek or 2[/spoiler]

Local authorities try to find the cause of this crash. Little do they know, it is the responsibility of the nearby Parker, and his trusted sewing machine, for he had used it to sew the truck driver's dick to the gas pedal.

"Man saves sewing machine from car crash, as for the driver..." [spoiler]I cri evri tiem[/spoiler]

When you're at a wedding and get a hole in your tux so you order a sewing machine through UPS, but shipping was too expensive so you sabotage the UPS truck but still get your sewing machine.

*when you manage to save your sewing machine* *but you still have all of your dresses in there* [spoiler]I'm judging, sew this is just for a kek or 2[/spoiler]

One does not simply carry a sewing machine on a truck

Sew far, sew good. The picture is the submission here

You know, I don't mind, once when I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana, and that of course changed my whole life. -Hugh Neutron

GPS: You have reached your destination

Stole that bitch a sewing machine. Bitches love sewing machines.

Society is falling apart [i]at the seems.[/i]

"From this point on Jimmy never underestimated what a UPS driver would do to deliver a sewing machine"

i probably spent more time on this than i should have.